I take it you're a born-again virgin?Originally Posted by Pearl of the Orient
I believe the injunction against drinking water at night while standing up is aimed at those persons who frequent the bar scene and drink only non-alcoholic beverages. It is intended to promote profitable trade for the owners of such places. Clearly Sistani has never been to Bangkok, where prices for alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages are the same
I did receive a private message asking whether I had got Grand Ayatollah Wily Gaybutton's Fatwa number correct - the suggestion was that it should be '2469' rather than '2496'. I reminded my correspondent that the number '96' has long been recognised as one where there are two arseholes rubbing along together - in this case The Grand Ayatollah and The Coven :drunken:
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