Goji wrote.
"Northern Irish should delegate his alcohol transport to his boy of the day. Something like this should suffice: "
The above statement suggests very strongly that the attached image is of a boy. The good membership therefore will no doubt side with my disappointment when I switched from 'default mobile' mode to full site only to be greeted by a photo of a delivery truck. Goji, you owe me one glossy photo of a hot Thai boy. Thank you.
If points are being missed ... You've forgotten the first Rule Of Frequent - everything's a joke unless there's incontrovertible evidence to the contrary. I suppose it's a difficult concept to understand that there are some people who find it impossible to take themselves seriously but the elite for whom I write grasp it instinctivelyOriginally Posted by Nirish guy
Oh don't worry I doubt that many of us have ever taken you seriously, in any way, ever.......... :-p
Laughing stock, more like.
arsenal (January 6th, 2020), francois (January 7th, 2020), lonelywombat (January 6th, 2020)
One evening I had a good laugh at Boriram massage located next to Dicks Cafe Jomtian. At the end of a heightened activity during an oil massage, sweet Phon felt for his right temple and realised that a drop of ejaculate had landed there. It was so funny how he mimed the message to me that I immediately started giggling like a school girl and soon burst into outright laughter for all the neighbours to hear, very hilarious indeed.
Sweet Phon (Sophon), a Khmer, reminded me of Sophot, the spouse of our venerable member in Hua Hin. They probably shared a great grandmother twenty generations ago.
It's difficult to get a massage as a walk in customer at Jomtian Blind Massage because of popular demand. The naughty massage joints however are able to accommodate pedestrians passing by for impromptu services.
I can’t think why mind you, I thought it was crap when I tried it - and as for the happy ending, well ...... ( ok the last part I’m joking but honestly the actual message I doubt I’d go back even if free as it just felt awkward and uncomfortable.
My first and last visit was early last year. I walked in asked for a massage and was impressed with the handsome man supplied.
I thought they were all blind . Obviously he is not.
We went to our room and there was another in the room as well. I wondered if the chance would come as my masseur looked good.
Then the other party was finished and I found it was a woman.
I was not prepared to invite my guy to proceed, even if he would as I was not prepared for another to walk in
Speaking to others who claim all massages are in seperate rooms, I had to disagree. It was set up with two tables.Maybe they were busy but will not be returning to find out.
Wombat : an Australian marsupial that eats,roots and leaves
The picture I envisaged would be something like no 11 at Cupidol, wearing a tiny white G-string and carrying a case of wine down the street. However, I couldn't find anything remotely close to that.
He he Im sure I have some version of that very pic somewhere if I could be bothered to look hard enough ( which I can't!) ! :-)
Epilogue
I spent a total of eleven nights in Thailand during the recent Christmas and New Year break from work. On the whole it was quite satisfying but could have been better if the haze was lighter and the humidity lower than what I had expected.
This season I especially enjoyed the shows at the cabaret bars for the rich costumes and general talents of the performers, encouraged by spontaneous, appreciative, and often generous audiences, a mix of old and young polyglots of various genders, in holiday mood.
I missed out on Sunee completely, and hope to read arsenal's forthcoming tantalising report.
Just a few things miffed me because of big numbers of people in general :
My favourite ice cream and fresh coconut were practically out of stock on several consecutive days from my regular 7-eleven and fruit stall.
Songtheows were full when you needed them.
You waited longer than usual for your meal.
Massage shops were busy.
On the positive side, Dreamboys bar has resumed their sexy shows, albeit with fewer boys. I was once again reunited with X-boys' lad of luscious red lips sweet as pomegranate. When I dropped by at Cupidol Bar before going to the show at Castro, most of their boys have been taken off, good going for them.
One of the highlights of this trip was attending the live concert on two consecutive evenings at Balihai pier and the fireworks on new year eve. I think in future I will avoid the huge crowds around Christmas and the new year in Thailand.
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