Viagra, Formaldehyde and Prune Juice.Originally Posted by kittyboy
Viagra, Formaldehyde and Prune Juice.
Lol. Thanks. May i suggest reordering the list? Pj, v, and f as a narrative.Viagra, Formaldehyde and Prune Juice.
PJ and vodka to keep the geriatric sex pat hydrated, regular, and chemically mood altered.
V to stiffen up and get an errection.
F for the dead sex pat after a night of hard night of PJ and V.
As a complete aside, i recall reading an article that embalming fluids accumulate in a man's penis, engourging it and making dead men's dicks look bigger!
It was a story about medical students and cadavers.
I dont think i have ever peaked at a dead man's dick.
Though i have been in bed with the equivalent of living corpses with limp dicks.
This board covers some very weird and dark subjects sometimes and you never quite know what you're going to read always when you log on - which is of course what keeps things fresh - unlike a dead mans dick ! :-)
I echo the sentiments expressed by NIrish-guy in the above quote.
Previously, I used to read only the posts in topics which were of interest to me. Now I am obliged to read every post, whether the topic interests me or not. And, as NIrish-guy says, I never know what I am going to read, as the topic heading is not always a guide to the subject matter.
Some of us are enormously grateful that you gave us some respite when you became a Moderator, but is it a life sentence?I echo the sentiments expressed by NIrish-guy in the above quote.
Previously, I used to read only the posts in topics which were of interest to me. Now I am obliged to read every post, whether the topic interests me or not. And, as NIrish-guy says, I never know what I am going to read, as the topic heading is not always a guide to the subject matter.
In truth, frequent, I have not really considered the matter. For the present, I am happy to continue until such time as Moses decides that a change in the composition of the admin’ team is in the best interests of the forum.
frequent (December 3rd, 2018)
Ever the diplomat :-)
It’s on a par with a ministerial resignation letter
British or Thai?
Only that condom in my youth for wanking. See one of my previous posts. For fucking, I always use a new condom.
The condom I blew up is still inflated, two weeks later. Interestingly, it turned white where it changes from dilated to undilated.
I once stumbled upon a safe-sex education in a gay disco in Khon Kaen, where condoms were blewn up to demonstrate the effect of massage oil. The condom rubbed with massage oil ripped shortly after.
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