Bert, given a choice, most people will take "old frustrated wanker" any time before solid douchebaggery of your kind. Let's not even raise the question of who is, and who isn't a wanker here.
You see, Bert, it's not about age, it's about douchyness. If you take away one lesson from this (free, complimentary of SGT University), it is that douchyness knows no age, and people generally do not like douche bags. You're welcome!