Farang who invite boys to share
Their flash condos high up in the air
Should beware of the failings
Of balcony railings
Especially if he’s the heir.
Farang who invite boys to share
Their flash condos high up in the air
Should beware of the failings
Of balcony railings
Especially if he’s the heir.
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
a447 (November 5th, 2018), Captain Swing (November 6th, 2018), poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018), scottish-guy (November 5th, 2018)
I took a guy from a bar in Soi Twilight
It was a case of love at first sight
But he decided to slouch
On the faux leather couch
And that was the end of my night
True story!
I'm stuck with a potential limerick with a LonelyWombat as the main star. Should be a doozy when published.
Just another reason why I love living in Thailand
In Praise of Marsilius
From this thread what a wonder appears.
Was he lying in wait all these years?
His poems have wit,
The guidelines they fit.
Just don't blink or you'll be in arrears.
After which delightful encouragement to continue...
The farm boys from Isaan, it is said,
Lack a sense of refinement in bed.
When I asked for the reason
I was told in low season
They practice on pigs from the shed.
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
a447 (November 6th, 2018), gerefan2 (November 5th, 2018), poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018), Smiles (November 5th, 2018), snotface (November 5th, 2018)
And, continuing on an equally low note...
A Thai go-go boy nicknamed Nut
Was renowned for his explosive gut.
His farts (e’en from afar)
Could clear a whole bar
And cause two sois of Sunnee to shut.
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
Meanwhile...
Madame Wong, on a trip from Shanghai,
Recommended a boy I should try –
But he only likes fanny
(Or, at worst, a full tranny)
So I won’t be exploring his fly.
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
And, to close for now (though I've plenty more on request - and will also try working Lonely W. into one)...
With a cock of remarkable size,
The Thai boy brought tears to my eyes.
“It needs training”, he said,
“To manoeuvre in bed” –
So he practises daily on guys.
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
A bit of basic research reveals some (genuine) Australian creatures that have names capable of offering poetic inspiration (or at least providing some promising rhymes)...Originally Posted by Smiles
I'm stuck with a potential limerick with a LonelyWombat as the main star. Should be a doozy when published.
While the Outback is rarely explored
Its fauna’s remarkably broad.
There’s koala – quoll too –
And the cute potoroo,
But the wombat is often ignored.
[With apologies to Lonely W., whom I once met in person and who seemed a very decent chap.]
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
I must confess I don't often pay much attention to the personalities projected by the posters on this board and even less to relationships between some of them. The following disappointing effort is based solely on the name involved, not on the real person, the persona he projects on the board, or the dynamic between him and anyone else.
A relic who's called LonelyWombat
Once considered himself quite the tomcat
Now alas he's a freak
For his parts "erotique"
Have been reclassified "hors de combat."
I know, I know--the last word doesn't rhyme in French. Sue me. I said it was disappointing.
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