The go-go boy uttered a moan
As another farang groped his bone -
"I'm already sucked dry
By the previous guy -
Now I'll only get hard with my phone."
The go-go boy uttered a moan
As another farang groped his bone -
"I'm already sucked dry
By the previous guy -
Now I'll only get hard with my phone."
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
a447 (November 5th, 2018), poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018), Smiles (November 5th, 2018)
The board held a limerick contest
To see who could compile the best
Scotty said i cant write
He called it absolute shite
Only because he wanted a slugfest
arsenal (November 5th, 2018), scottish-guy (November 5th, 2018)
Before choosing a boy for the night
It’s a good thing to turn up the light…
For a thorough inspection
May spot an erection
(Or genital warts – what a fright!)
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
arsenal (November 5th, 2018), poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018), Smiles (November 5th, 2018)
I’ll frequently spot a new face
At the Sattahip Thai Navy base.
When I hand out cheroots
To the handsome recruits
They’re happy to “smoke” at my place
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
Easily your best yet - my critique of your previous efforts is clearly spurring you on to better things.Originally Posted by gerefan2
Note, that doesn't mean it's good - but lines 3 and 4 at least rhyme!
A miserly old sadist from Spain
Was a little bit weak in the brain.
It puzzled him so
At bars a-go-go
When the boys muttered 'Not you again'.
Don't know Gerefan--can't say he's my friend,
And I truly don't mean to offend,
But his stabs at light verse
Simply couldn't be worse--
Oh when will this horror-show end!
(PLEASE don't take offense. This is...um...ART. Any resemblance to actual persons is entirely coincidental).
gerefan2 (November 5th, 2018)
Farang with an interest in size
Are advised to steer clear of Thai guys
Who claim loudly “Of course,
I am hung like a horse” -
It’s most often a packet of lies.
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
A German popped into Tawan
In the hope that a show would be on.
But incessant lip-synching
Kathoeys got him thinking
He’d rather be home – he was gone!
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018)
A farang bought a condo off-plan
As a love-nest to house his Thai man.
But now, just six months later,
It’s home too for pater
And mater and all of the clan.
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018), snotface (November 5th, 2018)
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