A crusty old English b'stard
Has trouble in getting it hard
Viagra's too pricey, at his age it's quite dicey
So he lubes up his bunghole with lard.
A crusty old English b'stard
Has trouble in getting it hard
Viagra's too pricey, at his age it's quite dicey
So he lubes up his bunghole with lard.
poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018)
How to break every limericky grammatic rule in the books. 'Mein Kampf' rolls off the bunghole more smoothly.Originally Posted by scottish-guy
Just another reason why I love living in Thailand
That was the politically correct version, my original was:
A crusty old English b'stard
Has trouble in getting it hard
Viagra's too dear for the raddled old queer
So he lubes up his bunghole with lard.
I should have left it as it was
Keeping invective out of this thread
Means it's sure to be more widely read
We all should be trying
To stop insults flying
And have a good laugh instead
francois (November 5th, 2018), gerefan2 (November 5th, 2018), poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018)
A Scot with a flaccid wee wilie.
Was getting fucked for free by a ghillie.
For once he felt glad.
But still bat shit mad.
When the ghillie said his willie looks silly.
Boring a447. As Yoko Ono once said ... "let it be".
In grace to a447 I have a more pithy version of his excellent limerick.
My very best friend is a Thai,
And is easy to tell you just why,
He's got a big heart,
And gives excellent fart,
Which only my money can buy.
Just another reason why I love living in Thailand
scottish-guy (November 4th, 2018)
A Boyztown star "dancer" named Lek
Has made my poor heart such a wreck.
But he wants quite a lot--
Far more baht than I've got--
Do you think that he might take a cheque?
Well where's the fun in that?
An Aussie called a447
Thought last night in Boyztown was heaven.
But the price of those cocks!
Now he's bunked in a box
And dining at 7-11.
a447 (November 5th, 2018), arsenal (November 5th, 2018), poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018)
He looks at the screen with a sigh.
Could it be?--Yes!--It's old Scottish-Guy!
A Jomtien scene
(Though he's never been)
Brings a Scotch-flavored tear to his eye.
Sorry--"Arsenal" 's too hard to rhyme.
I find myself flummoxed, so I'm
Giving him a free pass
But he's still such an ass
That it's only a matter of time.
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