Limerick contest

[frequent]

Sorry Mr S but the idea is to use a limerick to say something about another member.

You don't need me to tell you to take no notice of arsenal, snotface. He fancies himself as a Moderator still. Why does he bother, you ask, given his opinion of the Board. Indeed. To quote something he wrote about SGT earlier today "a little read and ever littler (sic) important gay message board" - https://sawatdeenetwork.com/v4/showt...274#post251274

[snotface]

Sorry Mr S but the idea is to use a limerick to say something about another member.

Marjorie is a dear friend of mine and very fond of members. Isn't that good enough?

[arsenal]

Absolutely.

[Marsilius]

The members of Sawatdee forum
Are rarely enough for a quorum
But whenever they post
They sure do make the most
Of the chance to abandon decorum

[Nirish guy]

I'm just glad there's no one here from Nantucket !

[scottish-guy]

Mini Mee is a cunt and a half
Who never can make people laugh.
He should make some improvements
Obsess less with my movements
Or else just go fuck a giraffe!

[scottish-guy]

There was an old man called Matt from Manitoba
Who went with a guy called Leo from Laos

But along came Barry from Blarney
Who took a fancy to Leo from Laos

So Matt from Manitoba got in a huff
And they all ended up playing Blind Man's Buff

That attempt at a limerick is fucking appalling

[gerefan2]

Yes Scot it was awful. Do you like this better...?

That Limerick was about Matt
The guy most think of as a Pratt

Some say he is blind
Others just don’t mind

But does he do Scat?

[arsenal]

He's a scat freak as now named by four.
As time passes on there'll be more.
He can't go a day.
Without having his say.
His fetish is now such a bore.

It was Latin who first called him out.
Then Arsenal and this made him shout.
Then Frequent came too.
Now Getefan2.
His scat love is now not in doubt.

[gerefan2]

He said you can’t rhyme Arsenal
Just shows he is so marginal

Used to moderate
But was too obdurate


Now he thinks he is a Cardinal