Allow me to add another line :
Et malheureusement plus ludique.
Allow me to add another line :
Et malheureusement plus ludique.
A cute dancer on stage met my stare.
In a flash he was sat by my chair.
When he started to scratch,
With coughing to match,
I recalled an appointment elsewhere.
a447 (November 6th, 2018), Captain Swing (November 6th, 2018), Marsilius (November 6th, 2018), poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018), Smiles (November 6th, 2018), TaoR (November 8th, 2018)
For francois.
A French guy I met in Bordeaux
Had a "zizi" which was oh, so "gros"
Mais "Je t'aime" Il m'a dit
Quand nous étions au lit
Je ne me sentais pas bien dans ma peau!
francois (November 7th, 2018)
As we seem temporarily (I hope) to be in French mode, here's a contribution - though with a bit of basic Anglo-Saxon thrown in...
On hiring new staff for a bar
The owner will need to make sure
They can kiss, they can suck,
They can wank and can fuck –
And he’ll test them by droit de seigneur
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
francois (November 7th, 2018)
Back to basics...
Though it’s many years since he was born
My friend Ton claimed he’d never watched porn.
So I showed him a movie
(It was really quite poovy):
Now the skin on his dick is quite worn.
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
An Englishman fresh out of gaol
Heard that Thai boys had asses to sell.
But, too careless with ages,
He’s now on the pages
Of yesterday’s Pattaya Mail.
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
Shall we dance? (dum, dum, dum)
If you travel the world near or far,
Whether Ghana, Peru or Myanmar,
It’s worth adding Air Miles
To include Land of Smiles
(As trailblazed by dear Deborah Kerr)
[Poet's note - of interest, I hope, to advanced scholars of literature: In view of many members' advanced years, I selected Miss Kerr as the subject of this ode. I thus forebore to utilise Miss Jodie Foster - even though she rhymed most promisingly with Gloucester and in spite of her honorary Board membership as a noted tom dee.]
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
Whether you know it or notOriginally Posted by Marsilius
Miss Kerr was a home grown Scot
From the banks of the Clyde
To Yul Brynner's side
And the Hollywood stardom she sought
Just a few months ago I was sitting in the Clyde Bar in Helensburgh where Deborah Kerr was born (born in Helensburgh, not in the bar!) quietly quaffing a couple of pints whilst waiting on my better half coming out the Tattoo Studio along the street. The bar has maybe half a dozen framed letters on the wall from Deborah Kerr to (what is evidently) a lifelong friend in Helensburgh. They are on her personalised headed notepaper and the letters span a period of 30 years or so. They certainly made interesting reading for me , even if (as I suspect) most of the pub customers these days might have no idea who Deborah Kerr was!
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dinagam (November 8th, 2018)
Scottish Guy's limerick is actually rather good. Excellent in fact.
Loved Deborah Kerr! A killer of an outback Aussie wife in "The Sundowners" ... she got a 1961 Academy award nomination for best actress for it: should have won. Robert Michum and Peter Ustinov were great as well.
Schmaltzy movies I usually run away from, but she was terrific in "The King and I" as well.
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Just another reason why I love living in Thailand
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