Where has the Freak gone
He will be missed by none
His lexicon is naueaus
His posts supercilious
Perhaps he went to sign on
Where has the Freak gone
He will be missed by none
His lexicon is naueaus
His posts supercilious
Perhaps he went to sign on
A brief ditty about our late (un)lamented Forum owner...
A Boyztown bar owner named Neal
Auditioned new boys with a feel.
"You're too small", he opined,
"But quite tasty behind" -
Before parting their cheeks for a meal.
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
Brad the Impala (October 27th, 2018), poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018), Smiles (October 19th, 2018)
Alternatively, and with not-so-fond memories of interminable Boyz, Boyz, Boyz drag acts...
Madame Jim took the stage with a frown -
Had the stitching come loose on her gown?
No - she'd made up her face
And her boobs were in place
But her drawers had come tumbling down
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
Another tribute, this time to a more shadowy personality...
Madame Sunee surveyed her two sois
With the bar fronts all closed and no noise.
"This won't do", she did moan
Before using the phone
To call Isaan to summon more boys.
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
christianpfc (October 30th, 2018), poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018)
There’s a new poster called Double Dutch
Who knows how to double de-clutch
I think he’s been sussed
But it’s still being discussed
Now he’s been told to get back in his hutch
Marsilius, I'm genuinely impressed. Truly. You're a master of the form. (Such as it is). Gerefan...um...not so much. With all due respect. Thanks for playing.
francois (November 3rd, 2018)
Gerefan means well but he is no poet - it's clear from his efforts so far that he thinks meter is something the household gas runs through
gerefan2 (October 20th, 2018)
Our beautiful Frequent has left.
The community is feeling bereft.
Of his posts, oh so fine.
Often only one line.
His trolling was cunningly deft.
He's gone and will never return.
Three bans but he never did learn.
That time comes around.
By few rules we are bound.
Be a cunt and you'll go to the urn.
gerefan2 (October 27th, 2018)
I'm sorry, but the Muse is upon me again (oo,er, missus...)
On a dark night in Boyztown Soi 3
A comely young "lad" approached me.
But it wasn't a boy,
Just a grasping kathoi
(I could tell when he sat down to pee).
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
Captain Swing (November 2nd, 2018), francois (November 2nd, 2018), poshglasgow (November 8th, 2018), scottish-guy (November 2nd, 2018), Smiles (November 3rd, 2018)
Sorry Marsilius, but my Muse whispers "needs skerric of change, says he". (He's a bitch, but ...). A few words with one too many syllables.Originally Posted by Marsilius
Would roll more smoothly off the mouth if that was cleaned up a bit. And sounds more 'musical'. (Line 1 and 2.)
One night in Boyztown Soi 3
A comely young "lad" 'proached me.
But it wasn't a boy,
Just a grasping kathoi
(I could tell when he sat down to pee)
Just another reason why I love living in Thailand
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