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    Re: Pattaya report Oct 2018

    Clearly LatintopXXX can't spot sarcasm even when it's slapped on with a whitewash brush.

    I suspect Double Dutch will quickly tire of him as a sex partner and will have kicked him to the curb by next Tuesday

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    Re: Pattaya report Oct 2018

    Quote Originally Posted by scottish-guy View Post
    Clearly LatintopXXX can't spot sarcasm even when it's slapped on with a whitewash brush.
    And weak at geography too, if he thinks Bali is in Thailand.

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    Re: Pattaya report Oct 2018

    take that long?! he must be good.

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    Re: Pattaya report Oct 2018

    silly old timer...Ive been more times to bali then u have had sex....

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    Re: Pattaya report Oct 2018

    good comeback a447...plausible...just!!

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    Re: Pattaya report Oct 2018

    is this one of those 'full-service' resorts?
    I've no idea. I've never been there. But it wouldn't surprise me.

    he knows for a fact that no farang would "stumble in" when he's away shacking up with an old customer??
    Yep. I think he usually does. Apparently, most farang phone ahead to see if he's there, and if he's not going to be there to welcome them when they arrive, he suggests they go and stumble in somewhere else.

    What does he do? Announce on the hotel's FB page (in Thai & English) that he'll be away on such & such a date fucking this old farang so please don't come if you speak English
    Not that I know of. But I'll check with him.

    And how would "his services come in handy" if the farang stumbles in with his Thai girlfriend when there's no longer a language barrier as the gf can do all the talking?
    Apparently, not all Thai girls can speak English. Strange, but true. But I hear they are doing night courses.

    As a matter of fact I do know a thing or two about Asia
    Only two? That seems about right.

    worked in my grandparents noodle shop when I was in my teens...
    You must have a very long memory! I believe the area where the noodle shop was underwent redevelopment and they built the Old Parliament House where the shop once stood.

    You forgot to mention that he's also a co-owner of the resort and when he doesn't feel like getting up for work, he can just phone it in.
    Sorry. He's also a co-owner of the resort and when he doesn't feel like getting up for work, he can just phone it in.

    Keep knocking yourself out, sglad!
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    Re: Pattaya report Oct 2018

    Quote Originally Posted by a447 View Post
    Apparently, most farang phone ahead to see if he's there, and if he's not going to be there to welcome them when they arrive, he suggests they go and stumble in somewhere else.

    Apparently, not all Thai girls can speak English. Strange, but true. But I hear they are doing night courses.

    I believe the area where the noodle shop was underwent redevelopment and they built the Old Parliament House where the shop once stood.
    Farang guests "stumble upon" the resort and yet phone ahead to see if a sometime worker whom they somehow already know as the only one who speaks English is there? This doesn't make sense as one stumbles upon something by accident. And what kind of resort can afford to reject guests based on the language abilities of ONE member of staff and his whoring schedule?

    If a farang shows up with his Thai girlfriend, presumably they are already able to communicate with one another in whatever language and the Thai girlfriend, surprise, surprise, should be able to speak to the resort staff in Thai.

    The noodle and food shop is still in the same location at the bottom of a block of flats in Toa Payoh. My uncle has taken over the business.

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    Farang guests "stumble upon" the resort and yet phone ahead to see if a sometime worker whom they somehow already know as the only one who speaks English is there? This doesn't make sense
    It wasn't meant to.

    For someone who purports to have worked in a noodle shop 50 or so years ago, you seem to have forgotten the golden rule about noodles.

    Make sure they are well cooked before serving them.

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    Re: Pattaya report Oct 2018

    Quote Originally Posted by a447 View Post

    ...you seem to have forgotten the golden rule about noodles.

    Make sure they are well cooked before serving them.
    Exactly. So the next time you want to brag about your holiday hoe as having a regular job, make sure you get your background story right.

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    Re: Pattaya report Oct 2018

    Quote Originally Posted by sglad View Post
    ....and only seeing you on occasion (because you're you're so special), make sure you get your background story right.
    It is right. I posted this on the thread(post #46):

    He is obviously still a money boy, albeit now part-time - the fact that he comes to Pattaya to meet me proves that.
    I never said he didn't come to Pattaya to meet other guys. You said that.

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