Recent posts on SGT remind me of squabbles over Brexit, and I’ve started to assemble my own cast:

I am of course Boris Johnson (apposite for those who know my real name I’m sure they’ll agree)
Scotty - it’s a toss-up really; Ruth Davidson or Nicola Sturgeon?
arsenal - all too obviously Nigel Farage
paborn - Jeremy Corbyn

Any suggestions from other posters?