Chiang Mai report 2018

[a447]

I arrived in Chiang Mai around 11 am and was anxious to get to my hotel quickly and take a quick nap. But as I feared, my airport pick-up from the hotel wasn't there. I waited around 30 minutes and then decided to just take a taxi. This is the second time the hotel has forgotten, even though I emailed them the day before to remind them.

I didn't have time to sleep as I needed to head over to the Downunder bar near the river to watch the Australian football preliminary final, which featured my home team. As usual I couldn't find a tuk-tuk so returned to the hotel to see if they could arrange transport.

"No problem. I call Uber."

And 15 minutes and 93 baht later I was sitting in the bar.

My team absolutely smashed the opposition - a fitting birthday gift!

Then back to the hotel to sleep.

When I finally woke up it was time for dinner, but the problem with being out on the edge of town is the lack of restaurants, so I ended up having to go to 7/11 to find something to eat.

It was now 9 pm. Time for a quick shower and then to walk across the street to Adams Apple.

There were already a few customers sitting on the sofas, drinking. Most of the boys were still dressed and hanging around the bar eating and chatting. I had a quick look to see if I could find a familiar face but to no avail - they were all new.

Then I spotted him! It was my old mate Korn! He was sitting at one of the tables slurping noodles.

I finally caught his eye, but he looked straight through me and went back to his dinner. But suddenly he looked up again and after a few seconds racking his brain he flashed me a huge smile. He remembered me!

So over he came and we started chatting. He then went off to get changed into his "working" clothes so I could admire his beautiful body. He still works out every day and has his six-pack. I put my arm around him and we had a bit of a cuddle. But as far as affection goes, that's basically it - just a cuddle. He's 100% straight.

He went off to join the others on stage, which gave me a chance to take a good look at the guys. As expected, they are all manly types, although a couple appeared a little gay in the way they walked around. Who knows? They certainly wouldn't be telling anybody in a bar like Adams Apple.

There were about 20 boys in the rotation, most of them very attractive. The bar star is undoubtedly a guy called Mix. He has a gorgeous face, swimmer's body and a huge package. The perfect mix!

Unfortunately, he seems to know it and came across as a little arrogant. He tended to ignore the customers and spent a lot of time looking in the mirror. Hopefully, I have misjudged him.

I took a seat at the bar, which allowed me to get up up close and personal with the boys who squeezed past me, between the bar and one of the sofas. As they did, they'd stop and say hello and put their hand on my knee. It's the best way to meet the guys. Some sat beside me for a quick chat.

The show began at 10:30. The tigerman show, the batman show, the spiderman show, the policeman show, etc, etc. Basically, it was just a thinly disguised big cock show.

Korn came out as the policeman. Oh, that cock! It's magnificent!

He then stepped down from the stage and walked among the crowd, soliciting tips. He made an absolute fortune, as by now the bar was packed with customers - half Asian and half farang. He came up to me and stuck his cock up my shorts.

"You come with me tonight?"

"Sure!"

A cute guy from Myanmar then came and sat with me. He was all smiles and very touchy-feely. I was in heaven as I put my arm around him and felt his soft, smooth skin. It was like satin. So I pencilled him in.

At that moment Spiderman was on stage displaying his substantial assets. The boy turned to me and asked :" You like big cock?"

"Umm...yes. "

"I not big. I small."

Oh..... And with that I immediately pencilled him out.

Never mind. As Korn and I left, I gave him a big tip and thanked him.

Korn is a "you cum, I go" type of guy but that's ok, as I knew that already. As soon as we got into the room he stripped off and stood in front of me so I could admire him as I sat on the end of the bed. Yep, this is the cock I remember so well!

We showered separately - although we could have showered together - and when I came out he was on the bed with his appendage pointing towards the ceiling. I spent some time working on it as he lay there with his eyes closed and then we got down to business.

I asked him to go slowly, as even now a big cock is still a little intimidating. So he took his time, asking me if I was ok.

He pounded away for a while and then changed positions where we were both lying on our side. He was banging away with his eyes closed, no doubt imagining he was screwing his wife. Lol

Back to the missionary position for the finale. He asked if he could cum on my stomach but I told him I wanted my usual finish - a chuck-wow.

I recalled some of his rather spectacular cumshots in the past but that was not to be. Never mind.

After he finished me off, he cleaned up, got changed and was gone.

We promised a repeat performance tonight.

Soft drinks 200 baht, beer 280.

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[Brad the Impala]

"No problem. I call Uber."

And 15 minutes and 93 baht later I was sitting in the bar.

I think it's unlikely that it was Uber, as they were banned in Thailand earlier this year, although that might have changed.

Grab is the best option, with an efficient app and reliable payments from your credit card, so no cash needs to be exchanged.

I can also recommend Washdrop Laundry, if not wanting to use hotel laundry or if staying in an apartment. Book online and they give you a one hour slot for collection and a one hour slot for return, both as you request. Reliable and the laundry is well done and reasonably priced.

[a447]

The guy in the hotel called it "Uber" but it could well have been "Grab."

Whatever the name, the service was great. The cars arrived quickly and were shiny and new. The inside was also very clean. And the drivers were very friendly. You actually pay the driver in the car, so the 93 baht is just rounded up. Today I tipped the driver and he was very surprised.

It makes me wonder why the tuk-tuk drivers still ask for 150~200 baht for a trip that only costs me 93 baht. The cheapest tuk-tuk trip from downtown has cost me 100, and for the same price I could travel in air-conditioned comfort. I don't have my phone with me when I go out so have to rely on tuk-tuks to get back to the hotel.

At the end of the day, the market will decide. Tuk-tuks could be on their way out.

I'll keep Washdrop in mind, as it may come in handy depending on how long I stay in Chiang Mai.

[netrix]

"He was banging away with his eyes closed, no doubt imagining he was screwing his wife."

Korn doesn't have a wife but he does have a baby and a baby-mama. And he definitely doesn't have a six pack. Hi literally jokes about his belly and calls himself "pum pui." He's sexy as hell but no 6 pack. I should know, I've been with him at least 25 times including a few days ago. So unless he's grown abs in the last 48 hours I think you're taking a little artistic license.

Some of your favorite boys are now either in Bangkok or at other bars in town btw.

[latintopxxx]

oh heavens forbid...a447 using artistic licence and not knowing an uber from a grab....what next?!
Great report BTW...

[frequent]

oh heavens forbid...a447 using artistic licence and not knowing an uber from a grab....what next?!
Great report BTW...

The niceties of Uber vs. Grab are probably the domain of a tiny coterie of travelers so I wouldn't expect a447's hotel staff to know that Uber has been replaced by Grab throughout SE Asia. "Uber" is almost the ride-sharing equivalent of "google" these days. People sometimes talk about "googling" when they're actually using Bing or some other search engine

I too thought it was a great report but ... if I was spending money for so small an amount of sexual pleasure for me, I'd be reconsidering my activities

[a447]

And he definitely doesn't have a six pack

Korn doesn't have a swimmer's body but the six-pack is there. You just have to press hard. Lol

Yesterday I decided to try Classic House massage again.

On previous occasions I've been disappointed with the number of boys with silicone and mooks, so I lingered outside in the soi wondering whether or not I should take the plunge and enter.

As usual my cock made the decision for me.

As I sat down to remove my shoes a very handsome hunk of a guy came and sat next to me. He flashed me that smile and I was smitten. He's mine!

But before choosing him I made my requirements known to the manager who suddenly appeared holding the menu.

I told him I was looking for a guy who could top of bottom - these days it doesn't matter - big cock, no silicone and no mooks. I learnt over and quietly and him if the guy next to me fitted the bill.

"Sure. No probrem. He good for you."

The room upstairs is very basic - just a mattress on the floor. But that's ok, as I'm not there for the decor. The room was nice and bright, which suits me as there is nothing worse than a massage in the dark, although I can understand why the boys might prefer it that way!

He removed his briefs and off we went. Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to Lol at the goods as I was face-down on my stomach. I just hope the manager was truthful.

Most of the time was spend on, and between, my buttcheeks. At one stage I thought he was going to insert a finger. But he didn't.

Half an hour had passed and I was getting a bit anxious. Usually by that time the masseur has rubbed his hard-on on my butt. Am I only going to get a hand job??

Suddenly I felt it against my back as he sat on me to massage my shoulders. He then quickly put it between my legs and started thrusting. Hallelujah!

When I turned over his cock was just inches from my face. It wasn't huge, but more than adequate for the task. He obviously wanted me to samoke him and I happily obliged. It was like an iron bar.

I never cease to be amazed at how the guys are able to get so hard when faced with someone for whom they have no physical attraction at all. Incredible.

Time for the main event. And he was wonderful! After banging away relentlessly he collapsed on top of me with exhaustion. I thought that was it but he then asked me if I wanted more.

Is the Pope a catholic?

So he turned me over and off he went again, doggy style.

Chuck-wow time. There was no spectacular cumshot, but he produced a veritable tsunami of cum.

"I not cum for three days."

"Three days or three months?"

Jesus!

I'll be seeing him today.

I arrived at Adams Apple just as the guys were appearing on stage. There were a couple of guys I hadn't seen before, including a rather young -looking Mr M. He was obviously new to the game as he looked very self-conscious and a little awkward, not really knowing exactly what to do. The manager told me it was his first night, so he was understandably nervous.

Mr Cutie from Myanmar came over immediately and gave me a hug and some of the other guys who ignored me the previous night also came over to say hello. Having offed Korn I guess they knew I was not just there to look.

Towards the end of the night Mr Cutie came over and got up close and personal. He was drunk so now was my time to grope down below to get some idea of his assets. But that didn't seem to be the right thing to do. And besides, it's not that kind of bar.

One guy, Ball, who I had admired in the big cock show came and sat with me. What a lovely guy! I think I might off him tonight.

Everything was going well up until the manager appeared with a huge bottle of whisky. I wondered why all the boys had suddenly broken out into applause - it was for them.

Oh, dear. This is probably not going to end well. By the end of the evening none of the boys will be able to perform. I had visions of Eros when the boys get drunk after a customer has opened a bottle and they all end up sound asleep on the sofa.

But to their credit, most of the guys drank responsibly and only two ended up on the sofa. Mr Cutie overdid it a bit, as he was playing drinking games with a couple of the boys of the sofa in front of me. He would have definitely been out of action.

But at the end of the day, these are all young guys who love to party - didn't we all at that age? So I don't blame them. And Korn was only mildly affected and was still able to perform.

So it looks like I've been able to establish my routine in just 2 days - a massage at Classic and later, Adams Apple.

[frequent]

Korn doesn't have a swimmer's body but the six-pack is there. You just have to press hard.

Six-Pack.jpg

[netrix]

Mr Cutie from Myanmar came over

FYI, every single boy in that bar is from Myanmar. They are all Shan. I asked one of the boys once. He said, "yes every one. Why? you not like Tai Yai?" I said I LOVE Tai Yai! Not a single Thai boy works there. But who's complaining, they're hot as hell.

six-pack-korn.jpg
That's "six pack Korn" on the left.

[a447]

I think we are referring to two different things here.

The six pack is there - you can feel those specific muscles under that layer of fat, which he is working hard to get rid of. Some guys are just all fat and virtually no muscle.

He told he goes to the gym a couple of times a week and he is always working out in the bar, doing chin-ups and using that wheel contraption they have on stage.

If he keeps it up they will be visible and he will have a swimmer's body.

My guy in Pattaya started to look like Korn at one stage but again, those muscles were still well-developed. He went on a strict diet and joined a gym and now possesses the quintessential swimmer's body.

And yes, they certainly are hot. Not a single fem boy in sight!