This Board Has Gotten so Fucking Boring!!!!

[scottish-guy]

...{total gibberish removed}...{ellipses inserted}...{bold added}...I would have preferred if you had sent me a PM, as discussion of moderating decisions in public is not allowed (See rule 4.4)...

Oh dear - another bunch of infartion points being dished out?

[frequent]

Oh dear - another bunch of infartion points being dished out?

Jellybaby and I have an arrangement - he delivers a light beating every other Friday and I ... well, I’ll draw a veil over that

[scottish-guy]

Well whatever you're doing for him in return it's certainly not the provision of grammar and/or punctuation lessons:

A good point, rather well made, if I may so, frequent...

[arsenal]

Scottish Guy is unhappy. I'm surprised he hasn't mentioned this before. Can we all please try and give him the perfect board he so craves.

[StevieWonders]

Scottish Guy is unhappy. I'm surprised he hasn't mentioned this before. Can we all please try and give him the perfect board he so craves.

Another of your vendettas arsenal? You done like us Scots?

[scottish-guy]

Arsenal is a man in his mid 70's who lives in a little world of his own where the Empire still exists, where Thatcher rides through London - past pie & mash and jellied eel shops - on Boadicea's chariot, and where he still gets buggered nightly at prep school .

He regards Scots a drain on his Land of Hope and Glory, but just about deigns to tolerate those of us who know their place and relish in bending the knee to the English (unfortunately there are plenty of them) - you'll find LatintopXXX the same and a couple of others.

You'll also find that between them they despise the Welsh, the Irish, the Poles, the French, the Germans, the Greeks, the Palestinians, and (just the other day) "Blacks" .....

[frequent]

Arsenal is a man in his mid 70's who lives in a little world of his own where the Empire still exists, where Thatcher rides through London - past pie & mash and jellied eel shops - on Boadicea's chariot, and where he still gets buggered nightly at prep school.

The novelist Evelyn Waugh was notorious for taking men to lunch, sitting at a table in the centre of the restaurant and, feigning deafness, ask in a loud voice "Was there much sodomy at your school". Then there's the fictitious Lord Downton's comment "If I'd have shouted out every time a boy tried to kiss me at Eton I'd have been hoarse inside a month". But you believe arsenal's parents could afford to send him to prep school?

My favourite school film that included buggery (not explicitly shown) is "If" - it ends you may recall with the boys machine-gunning the masters and parents

[scottish-guy]

.... But you believe arsenal's parents could afford to send him to prep school?...

- not at all, but it's all part of his imaginary world (see above) in which he's the world's greatest restaurant critic.

...My favourite school film that included buggery (not explicitly shown) is "If"...

Yes, decades ago I saw it a couple of times on TV - it's rarely shown now - I have a recollection that there was some younger blond boy who was passed around between some of the "prefects". One of a series of rather offbeat movies around that time featuring Malcolm McDowall?

[frequent]

Yes, decades ago I saw it a couple of times on TV - it's rarely shown now - I have a recollection that there was some younger blond boy who was passed around between some of the "prefects". One of a series of rather offbeat movies around that time featuring Malcolm McDowall?

Indeed. I've always thought it a somewhat apposite film

[Moses]

Sometimes I'm starting to think what I should add one more sub-forum. Snake nest.