Tight Foreskins!

[mr giggles]

"Glans!"

Ewwww what century did we stop using that word?

[frequent]

"Glans!" Ewwww what century did we stop using that word?

Never. It's a technical medical term https://www.webmd.com/men/picture-of-the-penis#1

[Smiles]

" ... Sir Arsenal of Douchenozzle ..."

Or should that be "Saint"?
The Yuk Yuk Awards are fast approaching.

[Loki]

Or should that be "Saint"?
The Yuk Yuk Awards are fast approaching.

Perhaps...only if you surround Saint with single quotation marks !

[arsenal]

Well I'm not a UK honours expert but I don't believe a knighthood comes with an 'of' attached. Only a lordship does that but the 'of' is followed by the place name, not the name. So to be technically correct it would have to be Lord Douchenozzle of Arsenal which usually gets shortened to simply Lord + placename. So I would be Lord Arsenal or to be really formal Lord Arsenal of Arsenal. However if any member wishes to use the crude but jocular "Douchenozzle" then I have no problem with that. Over to you Loki, who incidentally keeps the same hours and follows the same topics and has the same modus operandi as..........well, you don't need to be Sherlock Fucking Holmes to work it out. Carry on old chap.

[poshglasgow]

I believe a tight foreskin is a condition known medically as a Loki.

Ah, so that is what the guys on the beaches in Europe and beyond, selling African merchandise, are trying to convey when they approach you with the words: "Loki, loki!"
Clearly they are raising funds for the cost of a circumcision.

[Loki]

Well I'm not a UK honours expert but I don't believe a knighthood comes with an 'of' attached. Only a lordship does that but the 'of' is followed by the place name, not the name. So to be technically correct it would have to be Lord Douchenozzle of Arsenal which usually gets shortened to simply Lord + placename. So I would be Lord Arsenal or to be really formal Lord Arsenal of Arsenal. However if any member wishes to use the crude but jocular "Douchenozzle" then I have no problem with that. Over to you Loki, who incidentally keeps the same hours and follows the same topics and has the same modus operandi as..........well, you don't need to be Sherlock Fucking Holmes to work it out. Carry on old chap.

The UK didn’t grant you the title “Sir Arsenal of Douchenozzle”...I did.
Thanks for the lesson though!
I believe the title fits you like a glove, and is being bestowed as a direct consequence of your most base behavior, while a member of the ‘hallowed triumvirate’.

Secondly, I’m a “serial” SGT member.
I once posted as jfs, and requested to be banned on Jan 29,2018...after which my log in credentials were
shut down, and never posted again under that nick.
So I’m back as Loki.

Sorry to steal your thunder, Sir Arsenal of Douchenozzle !!
Carry on old chap.

[arsenal]

[mr giggles]

Never. It's a technical medical term https://www.webmd.com/men/picture-of-the-penis#1

well, don't get your Vas Deferens in a knot!

[paborn]

Hence "yes ... and no."

I think we can conclude that the answer to the OP's question "Am I the only one ..." is "no, but many Americans believe in extraterrestrial beings and it falls into the same category of the irrational"

I'm probably on your ignore list. But, one last time did an American get your boy once?