Pattaya report, July 2018

[a447]

The motorway was free of traffic and I made it down to Pattaya in just under 2 hours.

I decided to go for a quick stroll around Boyztown and the neighbouring sois to check out the changes, since I was last here.

And they have been dramatic. I can't believe the number of bars up for sale. It's sad to see, especially as the signs are still up to show what it used to be like.

As I walked out of the Ambiance and headed towards the main road a guy from Scandid Massage rushed up be, calling my name. I turned around and was greeted by a huge smile - it was my old flame from Neal's Happy Place!

He was absent on my last trip to Pattaya but on the previous trip he was working at Boyzboyzboyz, and the one before he was a massage boy at Copa. We had great times together - he's such a funny guy, always joking and laughing. Mr Personality. I promised him I'd be back after my quick stroll.

We sat on the bed chatting and he told me about what he been doing the past few years. His brother had died in a motorcycle accident and he needed to return to Issan. It's ironic because I often spoke to him about how he would get drunk every night and ride home on his motorcycle. Many a time I would offer to pay his taxi fare but he didn't want to leave his motorcycle out in the soi overnight.

We got onto more pleasant topics and after another half hour or so, it was time for fun.

But it was not like before. He took off his clothes and it was immediately obvious that that trim, taut body was a thing of the past - he had put on quite a bit of weight.

"I drink too much. No exercise anymore."

He then ripped a condom apart and tied it around the base of his cock, like to guys in the shows do to stay hard. Oh, dear.

I always thought those "cock rings" were put on one the boy got hard, but he put it on while still soft. He has a magnificent long cock and I just wondered how it could get hard like that. Wouldn't the flow of blood be constricted? But after a bit of "samoking" it stood to attention.

The main event came around quickly. I was super horny.

In the past he's been able to fuck me into submission, but not any more. He managed to remain hard for about 5 minutes and then it was all over.

I told him how good a top he was but, of course I was very disappointed. I was so happy because I thought I'd found my daily afternoon fuck-buddy, but now it's have to go and look for someone else.

In the evening I headed straight over to Sunee. There were about 10 boys sitting outside Goodboys, but I only recognised one. The manager was nowhere in sight and the "head boy" couldn't (wouldn't) tell me which guys had the kind of cock I crave. So I chose the guy I recognised, as he was really handsome and very eager. But it was a case of pot luck, which I don't like.

As he pulled down his pants he said "I small." My heart sank.

But once I started working on it, it wasn't small at all. He's from Issan, so you get the idea. Ok, he wasn't a Chet, for those who knew him, but more than adequate for the task. I had a great time. Drinks 150 baht, chuck-wow 300.

Then over to Eros.

It was completely dead! There was only one customer sitting by himself. The bonus, though, is that I had my choice of guys who rushed over, got it up and waved it in my face. I chose the Issan guy with the biggest cock.

I chuck-wowed 2 guys. The second guy, also well-endowed, took out his phone to watch Japanese porn. I asked him to turn the sound down! Just after we got started he fast-forwarded to a scene where the girl had spread her legs apart and that was it. He came immediately! I actually didn't see any cumshot - I only realised when I noticed my hand was damp. Then I saw one glob of cum on his thigh.

"Sorry. I chuck-wow 3 times already today. Nam nit-noy."

Porn is a blessing, especially for horny young guys, but if the boys are chuck-wowing all day watching movies, it's not so good for the customer.

We went outside and I sat with some of the guys. One remembered that I offed a certain guy from Eros multiple times and said he would phone him. I told him not to bother - this guy performed ok but always had trouble getting it up. Besides, I want to be a butterfly this trip.

"I call him now."

"No, please don't."

He took out his phone and started dialling.

"No. Don't call him. It's ok. Please stop."

But he went ahead and called him anyway. As he was speaking on the phone I was desperately telling him "No! No!"

When I heard my name mentioned I was furious.

"Why did you do that?"

"It's ok. He come to bar now."

"It's ok. I'm leaving now!"

I remembered a post by mfas regarding the manly boys at Nice Boys. He was spot on. Thanks, mfas! Most of the boys had their cocks out, furiously wanking while watching porn on 2 phones strategically place on a table in front of the bar. They were being called down by the customers for a quick 20 baht grope. I was a very willing participant!

The Korean guy next to me put 300 baht in a glass and the waking competition got underway. The first guy to cum got the money. If it were me, it would be the last guy to cum, thereby prolonging the fun.

As the guys were obviously up for a chuck wow, I called over number 1 - the most handsome guy in the bar. And what a nice cock! I had a great time and, judging by his cumshot, so did he. 300 baht. Alcohol 170, soft drinks 150, if I recall.

I considered offing a boy but the Korean guy told me they were pretty useless in bed because they couldn't get it up. That's what I thought too, as they appear to all be straight.

Off to Boyzboyzboyz for the midnight show.

OMG! What' a waste of time! As reported here the guys were all fully dressed. There was nobody particularly attractive to me and without seeing them in their briefs, the "Which boy you like, which size you want " is meaningless. How can we get an idea of the size?

The show was also a waste of time. Apart from the act where they put their cocks through the holes in the curtain, out-of-pants cock was only visible twice. One of them was drummer boy.

Many of the massage "boys" working in Boyztown are well past it. Time to throw in the towel. One of them is a guy in his fifties who was a waiter at Boyzboyzboyz. That'll give you an idea of what's on offer.

So unless I can find someone at a massage place in Tukom it looks as though I'll be heading back to Bangkok tomorrow.

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[frequent]

That pretty much sums up my opinion of Pattaya

[arsenal]

Great report a447. You've still got Royal House and Jomtien to check out.

[paborn]

A report like rhis validates the reason I booked Jomtien for January. My fingers are crossed. Frankly, though even the last time I was there Toy Boys was the only bar that suited my needs. I wish you had dropped by.

[poshglasgow]

The motorway was free of traffic and I made it down to Pattaya in just under 2 hours.

I decided to go for a quick stroll around Boyztown and the neighbouring sois to check out the changes, since I was last here.

And they have been dramatic. I can't believe the number of bars up for sale. It's sad to see, especially as the signs are still up to show what it used to be like.

As I walked out of the Ambiance and headed towards the main road a guy from Scandid Massage rushed up be, calling my name. I turned around and was greeted by a huge smile - it was my old flame from Neal's Happy Place!

He was absent on my last trip to Pattaya but on the previous trip he was working at Boyzboyzboyz, and the one before he was a massage boy at Copa. We had great times together - he's such a funny guy, always joking and laughing. Mr Personality. I promised him I'd be back after my quick stroll.

We sat on the bed chatting and he told me about what he been doing the past few years. His brother had died in a motorcycle accident and he needed to return to Issan. It's ironic because I often spoke to him about how he would get drunk every night and ride home on his motorcycle. Many a time I would offer to pay his taxi fare but he didn't want to leave his motorcycle out in the soi overnight.

We got onto more pleasant topics and after another half hour or so, it was time for fun.

But it was not like before. He took off his clothes and it was immediately obvious that that trim, taut body was a thing of the past - he had put on quite a bit of weight.

"I drink too much. No exercise anymore."

He then ripped a condom apart and tied it around the base of his cock, like to guys in the shows do to stay hard. Oh, dear.

I always thought those "cock rings" were put on one the boy got hard, but he put it on while still soft. He has a magnificent long cock and I just wondered how it could get hard like that. Wouldn't the flow of blood be constricted? But after a bit of "samoking" it stood to attention.

The main event came around quickly. I was super horny.

In the past he's been able to fuck me into submission, but not any more. He managed to remain hard for about 5 minutes and then it was all over.

I told him how good a top he was but, of course I was very disappointed. I was so happy because I thought I'd found my daily afternoon fuck-buddy, but now it's have to go and look for someone else.

In the evening I headed straight over to Sunee. There were about 10 boys sitting outside Goodboys, but I only recognised one. The manager was nowhere in sight and the "head boy" couldn't (wouldn't) tell me which guys had the kind of cock I crave. So I chose the guy I recognised, as he was really handsome and very eager. But it was a case of pot luck, which I don't like.

As he pulled down his pants he said "I small." My heart sank.

But once I started working on it, it wasn't small at all. He's from Issan, so you get the idea. Ok, he wasn't a Chet, for those who knew him, but more than adequate for the task. I had a great time. Drinks 150 baht, chuck-wow 300.

Then over to Eros.

It was completely dead! There was only one customer sitting by himself. The bonus, though, is that I had my choice of guys who rushed over, got it up and waved it in my face. I chose the Issan guy with the biggest cock.

I chuck-wowed 2 guys. The second guy, also well-endowed, took out his phone to watch Japanese porn. I asked him to turn the sound down! Just after we got started he fast-forwarded to a scene where the girl had spread her legs apart and that was it. He came immediately! I actually didn't see any cumshot - I only realised when I noticed my hand was damp. Then I saw one glob of cum on his thigh.

"Sorry. I chuck-wow 3 times already today. Nam nit-noy."

Porn is a blessing, especially for horny young guys, but if the boys are chuck-wowing all day watching movies, it's not so good for the customer.

We went outside and I sat with some of the guys. One remembered that I offed a certain guy from Eros multiple times and said he would phone him. I told him not to bother - this guy performed ok but always had trouble getting it up. Besides, I want to be a butterfly this trip.

"I call him now."

"No, please don't."

He took out his phone and started dialling.

"No. Don't call him. It's ok. Please stop."

But he went ahead and called him anyway. As he was speaking on the phone I was desperately telling him "No! No!"

When I heard my name mentioned I was furious.

"Why did you do that?"

"It's ok. He come to bar now."

"It's ok. I'm leaving now!"

I remembered a post by mfas regarding the manly boys at Nice Boys. He was spot on. Thanks, mfas! Most of the boys had their cocks out, furiously wanking while watching porn on 2 phones strategically place on a table in front of the bar. They were being called down by the customers for a quick 20 baht grope. I was a very willing participant!

The Korean guy next to me put 300 baht in a glass and the waking competition got underway. The first guy to cum got the money. If it were me, it would be the last guy to cum, thereby prolonging the fun.

As the guys were obviously up for a chuck wow, I called over number 1 - the most handsome guy in the bar. And what a nice cock! I had a great time and, judging by his cumshot, so did he. 300 baht. Alcohol 170, soft drinks 150, if I recall.

I considered offing a boy but the Korean guy told me they were pretty useless in bed because they couldn't get it up. That's what I thought too, as they appear to all be straight.

Off to Boyzboyzboyz for the midnight show.

OMG! What' a waste of time! As reported here the guys were all fully dressed. There was nobody particularly attractive to me and without seeing them in their briefs, the "Which boy you like, which size you want " is meaningless. How can we get an idea of the size?

The show was also a waste of time. Apart from the act where they put their cocks through the holes in the curtain, out-of-pants cock was only visible twice. One of them was drummer boy.

Many of the massage "boys" working in Boyztown are well past it. Time to throw in the towel. One of them is a guy in his fifties who was a waiter at Boyzboyzboyz. That'll give you an idea of what's on offer.

So unless I can find someone at a massage place in Tukom it looks as though I'll be heading back to Bangkok tomorrow.

Maybe try the Jomtien Complex A447? I'm sure you'll find someone of interest there. I fear that Sunee has had it and Boyztown is very hit and miss now.

A fifty-year-old go-go boy????!!! Oh, my God! My worst nightmare. It would be like having sex with your brother!
"I can do everything, no problem, age is just a number."
"Sure?"
"Sure I'm sure. Experience is everything. I can make good ovaltine, I can chuck my teeth from the bed into a glass of steradent in one go without it landing in your beer and I can whip off my wig without dislocating my elbow: everything, and the only aids you have to worry about are the ones that may be forced further into my ears when my legs are up over my head, so go easy!
"Do you have KY?"
"Only anusol. After thirty two years of overuse it's the only thing that kills the pain. My arse is, how you say in London, as wide as the Piccadilly line and has had almost as many customers."
"Do you smoke?"
"No, but on occasions I overheat. Now, take my stick, give me your hand and help me onto the bed, and while you get down to business I'll just take a look at the crossword."
"Don't you want to take a shower?"
"I wouldn't mind a bed bath."

[poshglasgow]

A report like rhis validates the reason I booked Jomtien for January. My fingers are crossed. Frankly, though even the last time I was there Toy Boys was the only bar that suited my needs. I wish you had dropped by.

Did you enjoy Jomtien, Paborn? Which hotel did you choose in the end?

[paborn]

Soryy "Posh..." I go this coiming January. This qweek I'm off to Santo Domingo and will post my sorry prose about it. I choose the Tarntawan in Bangkok for 3 nights and the Poseiden in Pattaya. I'm truly looking forward to Bangkok, I have not bween there in some years ( 5 or so ) but both Emirates and Qatar on the last two trips connected me and not my luggage. It got to Pattaya in a day, but I want clean linen and a shower when I arrive not later...... anyway, I look forward to Cutey Beauty and my jetlag make over, seeing if Cork and fork is as good as Sphinx was, etc.

[paborn]

God , this is good. Thanks

[a447]

I LOVE Pattaya!!!! I ain't goin' nowhere!

After a depressing night, exacerbated by the fact that I didn't have sex before going to bed, I was ready to leave.

The guy who the boy at Eros phoned is no longer a problem, as I told him I was only staying here for 1 day and then returning to Bangkok.

I've had a long-term guy here for years. I've lost count of the number of holidays we've spent together. I thought he'd gone back home to work but out of desperation I decided to contact him on Line. Maybe he'd we willing to fly down here. Christ, I was even prepared to offer him a business class ticket and a limo from the airport!

To my utter surprise and delight, he was in Pattaya! I couldn't believe it.

This guy is a real stunner, with a huge, fat Issan cock. It's fatter than the Lao guy's and is heading towards the length of Mr Ten Inches. I'm guessing around 8 inches when he's rock hard. I've written extensively about him in previous reports.

But equally important is his lovely personality and his self-deprecating sense of humour. He's just so much fun to be with.

He came to meet me today in the afternoon. I was sitting waiting for him on the terrace outside the Ambiance. Suddenly he appeared from around the corner. When he saw me, he flashed me his beautiful smile and I went weak at the knees. Now you're talking!

We briefly hugged and kissed then went straight up to the room where we sat on the bed and chatted. There was a lot to talk about as I haven't seen him for 4 years. Thankfully his English is more than adequate to carry on a conversation, and he just loves to talk.

His knowledge of current affairs, both Thai and foreign, is amazing. His parents didn't have enough money to send him to high school so he is self-educated.

It was time to get busy.

He came out of the shower ready for action. OMG! That washboard stomach! And that cock! I'd forgotten how magnificent it was. Even though he's topped me countless times over the years, I was still filled with trepidation. How on earth did I ever handle that?

I knelt down at the end of the bed and "samoked" him for about 15 minutes. He lay there, eyes closed, writhing with pleasure. I just love the thought that I can make these guys feel so good. In a strange way I feel a sense of power. I was tempted to keep going until he came but decided I wanted to experience him topping me. I saw it as a bit of a challenge. If I couldn't take it, it wouldn't matter as we could still have lots of fun.

But I could and it was just like old times.

I chuck-wowed him and luckily, I remembered that this guy is a sprayer. Somehow he managed to keep the sheets clean.

One thing that has changed is his "samoking" technique - I don't know what has happened but it has improved out of sight.

We then headed off to his favourite restaurant - Fuji - where we ate our way through the menu. My god, this guy can eat! Considering the only exercise he gets is the morning chuck-wow in the shower (he says the sound of the water makes him horny!), how does he remain so slim?

Over dinner, and later at Starbucks, he told me all the latest bar gossip and spoke in detail about his life as a gogo boy. I've heard some of the stories before, but they are always interesting. I got the low-down on the costs of running a bar and the behind -the -scenes behaviour of the mama-sans. Fascinating.

Now I'm in seventh heaven. I've got everything I need to make the rest of my holiday thoroughly enjoyable.

He's in seventh heaven too, but for a different reason, of course.

[Oliver2]

".....(he) spoke in detail about his life as a go-go boy." The stories these guys tell can be hilarious (often), sad (sometimes) and surprising (always).