At my age I can only offer boobs

[a447]

I love all the jokes, even though some are specific to the U.K. and I don't get them.

It's great to wake up in the morning and have a good laugh. What better way to start the day?

Well,......

[paborn]

Actually, I enjoy them too. But, if a few posters are comfortable enough to pass jokes they should be comfortable enough to understand others questioning, and joking about it as well. there is no bad intent here just comfortable repartee.

[Jellybean]

. . . I have highlighted two of the most important parts, paborn. The joke is that a bridie is, as scottish-guy says, a "savoury meat pasty" but Bridie is also a Christian name.

Isn't calling first names "Christian Names" somewhat politically incorrect . . .

Really? Well, well, well, I didn’t know that. I must have missed the memo. In that case, I apologise if I have caused any offence to our members and readers.

Oh, and by the way, let me say how nice it is to see StevieWonders back amongst us.

[scottish-guy]

....let me say how nice it is to see StevieWonders

More than Stevie Wonder could do.

Now that's bad taste!

[arsenal]

I'd happily eat a few of these.

https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2...-aberdeenshire

[StevieWonders]

Oh, and by the way, let me say how nice it is to see StevieWonders back amongst us.

Thank you Jellybean. I'm busier than arsenal's dildo at the moment and barely find the time to log on. When I do it's a scattering of "like" flags over posts from (at most) the last couple of days, plus an in-depth review of the latest bitch fight. At the moment this seems to be between those silly old queens lonelywombat and frequent, each representing one half of Walpole's saying "To those who feel, life is a tragedy; to those who thing it is a comedy"

Pip pip!

[arsenal]

The only dildo's in my life are here.