I recall a Chinese student on work experience on a dairy farm. His first job was shoveling cow manure out of the cow byres onto a growing mountain of shit behind him. His nickname? Who Flung Dung!Originally Posted by frequent
I recall a Chinese student on work experience on a dairy farm. His first job was shoveling cow manure out of the cow byres onto a growing mountain of shit behind him. His nickname? Who Flung Dung!
Do you get your jokes out of Xmas crackers?
I know I do
Ohh I think they left kindergarten years ago and have moved on to other things since then.
I beg to differ, given the number of gay Chinese sex tourists in Thailand.
You need to get out more often.
Others have quite contrary experiences in Chinese restaurants (though you have to use a cod non-PC "Chinese" accent in order to fully appreciate this particular exchange...I will never patronise any Chinese owned establishment ever since I was sworn at and told to leave by a waiter as I waited for an espresso at the end of my meal!
He strode right up to my table, cup in hand, looked me straight in the face and said in pidgin English You Fuck Offee?
Cheeky bastard
Outraged customer: "Waiter! This chicken is rubbery!"
Waiter: "Oh, thank you velly much, sir!"
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
bobsaigon2 (July 8th, 2018)
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