True story - I took my elderly father to the GP and after listening to his prostate related symptoms, the GP took him to an examination couch and pulled a screen round while he did the finger up the arse routine.

After it was over the GP went back behind the desk and my dad came and sat with me on the other side, facing him.

"Any questions"? the GP asked

My dad replied deadpan - "Yes, it that us engaged now"?