How to get past hotel reception!! What will they think of next?

[poshglasgow]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ort-Dover.html

[cdnmatt]

Yes, I've always thought about rounding up some street kid, throwing him in my suitcase, and hauling him up to my hotel room to fulfill my sexual desires.

That seems like a perfectly normal and sane thing to think.