A guy goes into a pub, stands at the bar and the barmaid asks him what he would like.

"A pint of lager and a packet of cheese and onion crisps please" he says.

"Certainly, sir, is there anything else" asks the barmaid.

The guy leans over towards her: "Well, since you ask ....can I smell your fanny?"

She says "WHAT??"

He says "A pint of lager, a packet of cheese and onion crisps and can I smell your fanny?"

"You're disgusting!" she says
"There's your pint of lager!" - and she bangs the pint glass down in front of him
"There's your packet of crisps!" she says, throwing them at him......
"And for your information, NO you certainly can NOT smell my fanny!!"

"Oh", the guy says "well, it must be your feet"