Getting old

[DaveyJonesLocker]

But a good derailing of the thread there Arsenal none the less , hell many a Mod might have moved such a post for less - but only if that suited their own personal agenda of course eh !

Don't tell me arsenal is still subtracting value!?

[DaveyJonesLocker]

"Yes," she continued, " He's very nice. I've got two grandsons of my own, you know."

Frankly what did you expect if you have a regular screw-buddy that's half your age?

[arsenal]

Davy wrote.
"Frankly what did you expect"

From you? Exactly what we get.

[francois]

But to get back on track I feel your pain Oliver as my BF is 22 years my junior and is only 5' 3" and something like 60 kgs ( if even) and so I've lost count of the number of "looks" we get when out and about.

Lucky you NIrishguy, my bf is 40 years my junior and less then 50 kilos and about 5'. But no stares when we are in Thailand.

[StevieWonders]

Just remember, there are 4 types of old people:

Regular
Old and annoying
Old and infirm
Just not dead yet

That reminded me of that wonderful episode in the Stephen Fry/John Bird comedy series "Absolute Power" about the PR outfit Prentiss McCabe. They had the staff make up a completely new disease to explain the bad behaviour of one of their clients. It too had four variants. I watched it again only the other evening.

[mr giggles]

The words "old people" and "sex" should not occur in the same conversation:

When I hear Granny use the word "Multi" , it better be followed by vitamin and not orgasm.


By the way, there are signs that your family hates you because you are old:
- they take the batteries out of your Safety Alert Bracelet
- they turn your room into the Guestroom while you're still in it
-they find your nurse on Craigslist
-they have DR Kevorkian on Speed Dial

Beware!

[Nirish guy]

mr.giggles wrote.
"Just remember, there are 4 types of old people:

Regular
Old and annoying
Old and infirm
Just not dead yet"

Which of the above are you NIrish?

What an excellent contribution to the thread, almost up there with your " have you nothing to better to do Davy" elsewhere - wow, we're so lucky you post here eh with that level of contribution from you.

And again as I've said before many a Mod would have moved such acidic posts perhaps but alas it appears not .......yet.

And in answer to your question and as I've told you before many times dear I'm 49 so a while to go yet before reaching your dizzying heights age wise thank god, is your dementia kicking in AGAIN that you forgot that. You REALLY are starting to let yourself down you know such wet fish petulent posts. I'm almost embarrassed for you.

Maybe you should stick more to your usual level of posting, you know the "I went for lunch today. I had lasagne. it was nice. I might go for lunch again next week, next week I might have something else, I hope it will be nice too" you know more of your gripping stuff like that ? :-)

[arsenal]

49? Trouser size perhaps.

[poshglasgow]

mr.giggles wrote.
"Just remember, there are 4 types of old people:

Regular
Old and annoying
Old and infirm
Just not dead yet"

Which of the above are you NIrish?

Old and firm?

[sglad]

Oliver, I hope you told her that he does everything and has big cock

Crass. Oliver is speaking of his boyfriend of many years, not a prostitute. I see a447 was one of the first to like your post - no surprises there.