Translate App

[Blacktouch]

So who will be the first to try the App on their Thai guests?

Please report back to us. And I am pleased it works for those who tried it.

[snotface]

Here's a little story, very loosely connected with this thread, but I think it's funny so who cares. An English friend of mine told me that he was once having sex with a Thai boy, a bottom, who kept shouting out 'Fuck me hard'. My friend did his best to oblige but, not being in the first flush of youth, began to find it more and more of an effort. Soon the sweat was pouring off him. Still the boy called out 'Fuck me hard'. Managing to climax just in time to prevent a cardiac arrest, my friend was lying back on the bed in recovery mode when the boy turned to face him and innocently asked what 'hard' meant. It turned out that he was just repeating what he had heard on a porno movie. Now if he'd had this translate app he could have saved himself a possibly (or possibly not) unwelcome pummelling. There, relevance to this thread duly established!

[Blacktouch]

Here's a little story, very loosely connected with this thread, but I think it's funny so who cares. An English friend of mine told me that he was once having sex with a Thai boy, a bottom, who kept shouting out 'Fuck me hard'. My friend did his best to oblige but, not being in the first flush of youth, began to find it more and more of an effort. Soon the sweat was pouring off him. Still the boy called out 'Fuck me hard'. Managing to climax just in time to prevent a cardiac arrest, my friend was lying back on the bed in recovery mode when the boy turned to face him and innocently asked what 'hard' meant. It turned out that he was just repeating what he had heard on a porno movie. Now if he'd had this translate app he could have saved himself a possibly (or possibly not) unwelcome pummelling. There, relevance to this thread duly established!

Excellent! Shows that watching porn is good and educational.

[Blacktouch]

This App works well with the hardest language in the world to learn - Mandarin (Chinese).

So I'm guessing it should work well with any other languages?

[a447]

Have you thought of taking up Sudoku? My Aunty says it works wonders for her dementia.

No. I speak, read and write 5 languages - 3 fluently - so no need for sudoku!

And I'm surprised that you have an aunty who is still alive.

[a447]

So who will be the first to try the App on their Thai guests?

Please report back to us. And I am pleased it works for those who tried it.

I tried it out with my friend this afternoon and he thought it was fantastic.

[Blacktouch]

I tried it out with my friend this afternoon and he thought it was fantastic.

Excellent. Everybody enjoy!

[bkkguy]

a Thai friend of mine was recently on a business trip in Japan, after days of boring meetings he went out and picked up some entertainment for the evening, all during the act she kept shouting "Machigatta ana, Machigatta ana" which he assumed must be a comment on his skill and proficiency. The next day the Japanese manager took the Thai guy out for a round of golf and when the manager shot a great hole in one the Thai guy, wanting to show off his language skills, patted the manager on the back and said "Machigatta ana" - the manager looked at him confused and said "What do you mean wrong hole?"

again if he'd had this translate app he could have saved himself considerable embarrassment and again relevance to this thread duly established!

bkkguy

[Phred]

Thanks for posting this Blacktouch. I just downloaded it and tried it with Mandarin Chinese. So far the basics are spot on. Hope that is the case for Thai also.

[a447]

When I typed "Can I fuck you?" (as you do) the Japanese translation came out as "Can I have sexual intercourse with you." For "fuck" it used the medical term "seiko."

So a little is lost in translation, but at least I'd be able to get my message across loud and clear!