Quote Originally Posted by scottish-guy View Post
Worst dud I ever got was an 18yo in Amsterdam - from the old Festival bar I think.

Once back at the hotel it was "I don't fuck, I don't get fucked, I don't suck, I don't touch you in any way, I don't kiss" and then when the very limited options left had commenced, he came out with the daddy of the lot "DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR"

I know some will condemn but I just paid him off to get rid of him - and then to cap it all he asked for a "tip" on top!

The tip I gave him was "get another fucking job as you're useless at this one"

Last time I had someone like that, I opened the (steel) door to my apartment room and asked him to leave. As he declined to do so, I pushed him through it. On the way, I detected his arms moving to brace himself against the door frame, so I tripped him up at that point and straight through he went. He quietly walked off.
Paying non-performers encourages non-performance.