Cream Teas in Pattaya.

[frequent]

... my 18 year old Thai gentleman friend ...

[poshglasgow]

Not a cream tea but I think the cakes and tea on the 16th floor of the Hilton, Pattaya, might be a decent substitute. I took my 18 year old Thai gentleman friend there when he needed a rest from renting out jet skis on the beach. They may even have Earl Grey.

Wasn't Earl Grey seen at the Pattaya Hilton with Lord Lucan recently? What are they up to, I wonder?

A 'gentleman' as part of the team hiring out jet skis on Pattaya Beach? No comment.

[scottish-guy]

Be fair - in my book all an 18yo has to do to be a gentleman is to not cum in your eye when he's aiming at your face

[frequent]

Be fair - in my book all an 18yo has to do to be a gentleman is to not cum in your eye when he's aiming at your face

I think that will go right over some posters' heads

[scottish-guy]

It's gone over mine - I have a stain on my headboard to prove it and which brings back very fond memories

[poshglasgow]

I think that will go right over some posters' heads

Very good!!

[arsenal]

The Devonian method verses The Cornish method. Nations have gone to war over such Trifles. However here we are no Fools and I'm sure we would all Junket the idea as being very Syllabub.

[scottish-guy]

Are you pissed - that attempt at humour is a complete Eton Mess

[bkkguy]

Wasn't Earl Grey seen at the Pattaya Hilton with Lord Lucan recently? What are they up to, I wonder?

teabagging?

bkkguy

[francois]

Afternoon Tea is not a Cream Tea ( Francois will be along shortly to chastise you for straying off-topic)

A Cream Tea consists solely of Tea, Scones, Jam, and ....well, cream (clotted)

Cream Tea? What's the world coming to? Little wonder you decided to exit the European Union.