Can I eat boy's cum in bar?

[poshglasgow]

Re: Can I eat boy's cum in bar?

When I looked at this heading (no pun intended with the word 'heading') for the first time last night, I wondered whether it should have read: Can I eat boy's bum in car?

Now there's a thought! I daresay some have tried and failed, particularly when negotiating Hyde Park Corner.

[frequent]

SG,

God is waiting for you to finish the prayer.

I understood what he meant which is why I put a "Like" against it - God (aka. frequent)

[Andaman!]

Re: Can I eat boy's cum in bar?

........particularly when negotiating Hyde Park Corner.

.......or in your case the Canniesburn Toll roundabout in Bearsden

[poshglasgow]

.......or in your case the Canniesburn Toll roundabout in Bearsden

My God, I remember it well. There was a picture house there called the Rio. I spent most of the time, during the films, running up and down the cinema fighting on the side of Zoro. The 'pictures' as we called them offered kids like us a unique opportunity to take an active part in the film, much to the frustration of a small army of middle-aged women armed with torches screaming, "See you, you gonnae sit doon or am ah gonnae throw ye oot?"

The only time I sat still was when I was watching a film called the 'Nutty Professor' (or something like it) which involved a kind of Magical gum he put on his shoes to make him float in the air and become an over-night basketball sensation. I soon took to my sword again when I saw the Vikings with Kirk Douglas and I can still hum the motif that haunted the film throughout.

It was in the Rio one Saturday afternoon that we found a middle-aged man lying in the dark in one of the aisles of the stalls, reeking of beer and groaning loudly. He was rambling away incoherently and clearly in a bad way. One of the usherettes knelt down beside him and said, "now you lie still, hen, help's on its way. Anyway, where did you come from?"
He raised his hand and pointed above his head and replied, "The fucking balcony!"

[scottish-guy]

...a middle-aged man lying in the dark in one of the aisles of the stalls....One of the usherettes knelt down beside him and said, "now you lie still, hen, help's on its way. Anyway, where did you come from?" He raised his hand and pointed above his head and replied, "The fucking balcony!"

Did he have a quick sex change on the way down - or was it Hen Broon

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[arsenal]

Thank you Scottish Guy. That's very funny. Hehehe.

[scottish-guy]

You don't even get it

[gerefan2]

Did anyone get it?

[Halfhansum]

I get it, cus i have seen Rab C Nesbit ...

[frequent]

My God, I remember it well. There was a picture house there called the Rio. I spent most of the time, during the films, running up and down the cinema fighting on the side of Zoro. The 'pictures' as we called them offered kids like us a unique opportunity to take an active part in the film, much to the frustration of a small army of middle-aged women armed with torches screaming, "See you, you gonnae sit doon or am ah gonnae throw ye oot?"

Perhaps more apposite in the context of this Forum is the scene from the film about Joe Orton, Prick Up Your Ears. As a teenager he was a regular attendee at his local cinema on Saturday afternoons, but his time was spent having sex in the cinema lavatory