Nice. I am reminded of the Three little maids are we" song from the Mikado.
I suspect there is a pattaya boy rift there somewhere but I do not have the musical imagination to write it up.
Thee Pattaya boys sexy are we.
Sexy as Thia guys as well can be
Filled to the brim with boyish pee
Three Pattaya boy from Issan
It fall apart..Hmm..I am obviously not a lyricist.