Quote Originally Posted by poshglasgow View Post
Boy cum and singha song,
A song o' flotsam n’ jetsam,
No sperm whales in the Mekhong,
Falang, you want my cocktail?
Then, sir, line up and get some!
Nice. I am reminded of the Three little maids are we" song from the Mikado.
I suspect there is a pattaya boy rift there somewhere but I do not have the musical imagination to write it up.

Thee Pattaya boys sexy are we.
Sexy as Thia guys as well can be
Filled to the brim with boyish pee
Three Pattaya boy from Issan

It fall apart..Hmm..I am obviously not a lyricist.