So, being a Mod means you have "jumped into bed" with the owner does it?

That's a very interesting metaphor - so, it must be a very big bed the four of you are in then? Was it looted from from one of the Romanov palaces during the revolution?

Even accepting your metaphor, I'd suggest there's a huge difference between merely "jumping into bed" (which is the behaviour I assume you are ascribing to me) and doing so poppered and lubed up and wearing a rubber gimp suit (which I would ascribe to you)