Boris and arsenal - a secret tryst?

[frequent]

Exactly - it's the ones who have so far escaped detection we need to worry about - not those already convicted and whom we know about

Especially as most activity of that sort occurs within families

[frequent]

Hopefully the latter - the thought that Arsenal and Boris may have had a shag in the past is just too horrific to contemplate.

At least we can take comfort that sodomy at Eton in Boris' day took place between the boys, and I doubt that someone like arsenal who, if he had any association with Eton at all would have been because his mother was a Boys' Maid, would have had the opportunity to take it up his arse n' all at that time

[frequent]

It's like the CRB (as was) - now called the DBS - checks that teachers, and all who care for the young or vulnerable go though before being appointed to a post. All it really means is that up until that date there has been no relevant offending recorded. It offers no guarantee that the applicant is averse to improper thoughts and deeds. There are no guarantees where humanity is concerned.

It's a reporter's job to ask questions, however inconvenient the answer might be, and often how stupid the question appears. Journalism is not an occupation where Matthew 7: 3 -5 applies. Quite the opposite.

[frequent]

With his unparalleled knowledge and understanding of all things Thai, arsenal can confirm that Boris’ interest in Thailand started when he and Mark were at Eton together, and will be able to recount the most famous boast Boris makes about Mark. Over to you, arsenal

[scottish-guy]

.... arsenal who, if he had any association with Eton at all.....

The way I heard it, Arsenal graduated from Eton and went to Drinkin'

[frequent]

The way I heard it, Arsenal graduated from Eton and went to Drinkin'

His father was a greengrocer which is why he uses the Greengrocer's Apostrophe so often

[arsenal]

Mr Chuckles is indeed in fine form.

[Patanawet]

You mean there are sexual predators currently in the BBC?

Why only the BBC --- is ITV squeaky clean? Having worked for ITV, I can answer my own question -- NO.

[Patanawet]

I heard a rumour (or did I start it?) that Arsenal and Boris are one and the same person. After all no one has seen them together at the same time.

[arsenal]