Boris and arsenal - a secret tryst?

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Hopefully the latter - the thought that Arsenal and Boris may have had a shag in the past is just too horrific to contemplate.

At least we can take comfort that sodomy at Eton in Boris' day took place between the boys, and I doubt that someone like arsenal who, if he had any association with Eton at all would have been because his mother was a Boys' Maid, would have had the opportunity to take it up his arse n' all at that time