Tinnies

[arsenal]

Mr S. Face. Your post comes perilously close to fatism. Please keep it up. Americans might like to look away now.

[snotface]

Your post comes perilously close to fatism. Please keep it up.

We're all familiar with the saying that inside every fat man there's a thin man trying to get out. In Pattaya it's more a case of outside every fat man there's an even fatter one trying to get in.

[arsenal]

Yea, let's go. Open season on the fatties. They would look at the pie, mash and gravy as an amuse-bouche. And swallow it in one. Haha.

[poshglasgow]

Yea, let's go. Open season on the fatties. They would look at the pie, mash and gravy as an amuse-bouche. And swallow it in one. Haha.

I overheard a guy this evening telling his friend that there'd been a contretemps outside the Fried Egg and Jockstrap public house.

"Yeah, what happened then?"
"Well, this bloke spotted another bloke's bird who was so fat she had to be asked to get off the beach so that the tide could come in, and he was quite openly making fun of her, so the big bird's boyfriend, yeah, goes over to this guy who's taking the piss and says, "It's not her bloody fault she's built like the QE2, she's got this condition, yeah, it's called an overactive, eh, eh, (He's a bit forgetful) an overactive eh, eh...
"Thyroid?" suggests the guy who was taking the piss.
"No, mate: an overactive knife and fork!!

[frequent]

"No, mate: an overactive knife and fork!!

Also known as the "see food" diet

[Dalewood]

I have been to Tinnie's my share of times. I was a bit reluctant at first: I have heard nothing good about English cooking so I figured Australian food was even worse. Surprisingly, I have not tried the pies, but everything I have eaten there has been delicious.