Quote Originally Posted by arsenal View Post
Well Frequent if I do go will it be apposite for HMQE2 to send PA to my farewell shindig? Em?
To how many other shindigs of yours has HMQE2 sent PA? If most then apposite, if not, then not. However you believe there's a question about whether you will die - "if I do go"?
Quote Originally Posted by a447 View Post
But if you are living a secret life, it could be embarrassing for family and friends should they see the newspaper reports.
You should care because ...? In my experience most people would react with "Oh, I always knew ... "
Quote Originally Posted by scottish-guy View Post
Never mind that - after dying at the point of orgasm how are they going to get the lid of Mr Pivetti's coffin closed!!
Surely he'll be cremated - with a rainbow flag flying from his pole