"The biggest cock I've ever seen was attached to a hot Brazilian stud in a sauna in Copenhagen."
The biggest cock I've ever seen was in a mixed night club in Prague. I mean, who the hell let the bloody thing in? It took four guys half an hour to corner it and get it out the door. Apparently it belonged to a confused young Brit, still clutching a bottle of vodka, who's invitation card clearly stated: bring a bottle and bird!!