Reminds me of Jasper Carrott's tale in his autobiography "Sweet and Sour Labrador", of when his very posh girlfriend took him to meet Mama and Papa.
He drove to her parents' place in his fish and chip van. Mother was extremely 'upmarket' and they had the token labrador dog bounding around the house. While they were all sitting in the 'drawing room' after lunch, the labrador suddenly sat on its arse in front of the fire, turned its neck one hundred and eighty degrees, dived between its hind legs and and began to lick its balls. There was a deathly hush while the young Jasper, his upper-crust bird, her regal mum and rich dad sat watching this display of canine exhibitionism. The silence was excruciating so for something to say Jasper, still looking at the dog, said, "It must be wonderful to be able to do that."
As quick as a flash the mother turned to him and said, "I daresay if you give it biscuit it might let you!"
snotface (January 29th, 2018)
Eat local yogurt. Not imports, but locally made.
I have been doing this all over the world and was a great bit of advice from my mother who is also very well traveled.
The concept is, yogurts are full of good bacteria, but local bacteria. It will allow your body to adjust.
You can get them at MaxValu. I assume 7-11 and Family Mart's also.
arsenal (January 16th, 2018)
Along a similar line to the yoghurt theme samebb, my first few trips I got sick, but on my latest one I took probiotic tablets. These ones specifically - https://www.healthpost.co.nz/ethical...-enihgo-g.html - but there are many brands / varieties available. Not sure if it was just a coincidence, but I didn't get sick that trip, so will continue to take them on future trips.
With the references to shit-eating and cocks dripping with pussy-juice, it's good to see that the customary high standards in posting are being maintained
poshglasgow (January 30th, 2018)
Here's an interesting article on a similar problem....
https://www.bangkokpost.com/lifestyl...ust-kids-stuff