The solution is obvious : We already have a self-appointed arbiter of truth on the board - no doubt his 'talent' could extend to becoming our self-appointed arbiter of originality too!

He has issued a statement agreeing to accept the job but insisting it will be only on a temporary basis "until the moon deserts the sky or all the seas run dry - till then I'm yours, be mine" he said whilst issuing copies of a certificate from The Psycho-Neurotic Institute for the Very Very Nervous which he alleges proves his "mental stability"