I fucked a Russian..in BKK...& I liked it

[frequent]

Pffft, that's nothing - according to my Inbox there are loads of beautiful Russian women gagging to meet, fuck, and marry me.

Are you sure those words are in the right order? Isn't it more likely that they'll be gagging during or after fucking you?

[scottish-guy]

The only reason they’d be gagging would be because (as previously divulged) my cock is the size of a tin of Ajax.

Naturally I’m extremely handsome so no gagging for that reason but let me tell you that as far as good looks are concerned, they are actually a curse and Arsenal should consider himself fortunate.