Every time I read or hear the word 'fish', when associated with Pattaya, I am transported back to the good old days of Le Cafe Royale with Ian and Robbie. Robbie would be sitting outside on the terrace staring into a book, while Ian would be on 'fish guard' at the bar, which entailed him screaming - in his husky cockney voice - "FISH!!!! FISH!!!! every time a woman entered the premises. Happy days!