I've gotten a tazor gun to fend off all those cute 20 year olds who keep hounding me for sex.
I've gotten a tazor gun to fend off all those cute 20 year olds who keep hounding me for sex.
Be careful Matt. A blind man with a tazor does not a happy pairing make.
It's ok, I also have two 30kg dogs. They help keep all those horny 20 year olds at bay too.
These days I find its the boys I approach who have the tasers.
Do I detect a teensy weensy note of scepticism from the 'onerible' membership? What a suspicious bunch you are. Tut tut.
I'm sorry, but I have to point this out, because this is the height of hypocrisy. I keep getting slammed for posting unrealistic bullshit, when in fact, nothing I post is unrealistic. Then you have arsenal saying 20 year olds are just throwing themselves at him for free.
I've posted a photo of myself on here, and just a hunch, but I'm better looking than arsenal. I can say uniquivocally (sp) that I don't have 20 year olds throwing themselves at me. According to Leo, I'm an old, ugly, fat elephant, so I would imagine the average 20 year old thinks the same.
I get called out for posting totally rationally stuff, and arsenal doesn't get called out for posting what quite obviously is total bullshit? Huh???
You may be better looking now but once Len has the hunch removed he's gonna be hotOriginally Posted by cdnmatt
Matt. In about 8 years of being a member here I've never posted anything that was then shown to be untrue. If it didn't happen I wouldn't claim it. And as I have clearly pointed out many times, I'm fucking gorgeous.
The first sentence itself is a blatant lie - as will be confirmed on 01/01/2018 and you will be forever tainted by it
I had that very thought earlier this evening sitting in Tapas Bar in Silom 4. At an adjoining table were two Australians and their long-term boyfriends (it's not that hard to tell). Certainly you would never rent either of the Thais. The short, fat, bald Australian with the camp gestures had a companion who clearly weighed in at twice the tonnage of your average bar boy, while his butch companion's boyfriend had a rather fine profile but a very disappointing face. Paid would definitely be better than free. Oh, and speaking of that locale the sign outside Jupiter's clearly spells out that drink prices are 400 baht until January 3 and revert to 300 baht thereafter. Why you would advertise precisely how you are ripping off your customers during the so-called high season beats me but ... Amazing Thailand
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