I had that very thought earlier this evening sitting in Tapas Bar in Silom 4. At an adjoining table were two Australians and their long-term boyfriends (it's not that hard to tell). Certainly you would never rent either of the Thais. The short, fat, bald Australian with the camp gestures had a companion who clearly weighed in at twice the tonnage of your average bar boy, while his butch companion's boyfriend had a rather fine profile but a very disappointing face. Paid would definitely be better than free. Oh, and speaking of that locale the sign outside Jupiter's clearly spells out that drink prices are 400 baht until January 3 and revert to 300 baht thereafter. Why you would advertise precisely how you are ripping off your customers during the so-called high season beats me but ... Amazing Thailand