Name That Bar!

[joe552]

So you're ready to open your new bar in Sunee Plaza. Only major thing to do is decide on a name. My preferred option would be Up to You Bar. Farang says to BF: where you want go for drink? BF: Up to You!!. And they come on down.

Of course, among ex-pats it would quickly morph into the Up Yours bar, which is also a good name.

What would you call yours?

[scottish-guy]

Not sure how to compete with existing/former gems like The Cockwell Inn in BT and Shagger Bar in Jomtien, but Jack Hoff's , The Bell End Bar, Climax Bar, Ophelia Boy and of course Juicy Boys are possibilities. If we had some trans boys then Fanny & Dick's would be seriously considered.

I wouldn't actually use any of those though and as it appears that one bar owner has already (inadvertently) stolen one of my ideas I'm not revealing my biggie - but here's a hint: knowing Christian's tastes he wouldn't be a regular patron even though his pineapple juice would be permanently on the house, I suspect it would be right up Father Clapp's alley, and Len of course would be banned sine die

[frequent]

... and Len of course would be banned sine die

You haven't considered "Apposite" as a possible name that Len would ban? I rather like The Kumquat myself

[scottish-guy]

But I'm not interested in what Len would ban - I'm only interested in never having him darken my doorstep.

I'd buy in extra cushions for Francois - or maybe even have a "comfort room" but I expect he's a bit of an exhibitionist so would prefer the cushions

[frequent]

- or maybe even have a "comfort room"

Hmmm. A "comfort room". Is that the same meaning of "comfort" that was used for foreign women who serviced Japanese soldiers during the Second World War? A friend of mine is very keen to be a "comfort man" for young Japanese soldiers

[latintopxxx]

frequent...that really is in bad taste...I bet u make holocaust jokes too...trample kittens ....and pick the wings off a butterfly...

[arsenal]

I'd call my place The Good L-UK Bar and all cocktails would come with a lovely little Union Jack flag. You'd be most welcome.

[frequent]

frequent...that really is in bad taste...I bet u make holocaust jokes too...trample kittens ....and pick the wings off a butterfly...

Kittens certainly, although generally I struggle with the concept of a joke that's in good taste

[joe552]

If I remember correctly from my one trip to Manila, the comfort room was the toilet.

SG some good suggestions. I'm dying to know who the mystery man is.

[Andaman!]

I think I’d open the “Hard Cock Cafe”