Mr. Joe I won't be in Thailand for your birthday party-I told you that when you kindly issued your invitation...
BUT I will await your account of the Green Bar party with bated breath
and I will await the final Epiphany of Kon Khaen when you meet our blind friend there.
All you doubting Thomas' out there be prepared to have the scales removed from your eyes and be men enough to apologise as I have already done.