There is a gang of old codgers in most bars in Sunee. How can we tell that you are having a party? Will there be balloons ,funny hats and streamers?Originally Posted by joe552
BTW My understanding of the lack of signage is Madame Sunee objected to the name Sunee Plaza Bar.
There'll be no funny hats or streamers or balloons. To make it simple, I will wear a red London 2012 Olympics polo shirt, bought for me in Pattaya by my friend from the money I gave him to buy trainers, jeans or whatever it was.
Hitchhiking's more of a challenge on the road less travelled.
Ok, so just to recap.
Your birthday party will take place on January 9 at the Green Chair bar, starting at 5:30 pm, and you'll be buying everyone their first drink.
Why don't you ask the owner to put up a simple sign outside the bar stating you're having a party there? It may be of help for those unfamiliar with Sunee.
Wouldn't a sign like "Joe's Party Here" just result in a gaggle of old codgers and a hoarde of prostitutes descending on the place, all claiming to know "Joe" and scoffing all the meatloaf and Babycham?
Sounds like a recipe for a good old punch up.
joe552 (December 4th, 2017)
"a hoarde of prostitutes"?
Yes, please!
As for the "old codgers" Joe has a cunning plan to weed put the freeloaders - they have to tell him their handle on this board.
Unfortunately, I won't be in attendance as I'll be elsewhere overseas.
I've never eaten meatloaf, never heard of babycham and never been involved in a punch up.
I'm more than willing to forgo those!
Hope the cunning weeding out plan works but it may not;
This forum had 1000's of regular 'lay' visitors and I suspect that the handles are well known.
I fear more than one Arsenal or more than one Scottish-Guy etc might turn up and how is Joe to
tell the impersonators from the real?
There'll be no signs going up. I said I would wear a red polo shirt, If you can't find me, I probably don't want you at my party.
Btw my eta in Pattaya is 5pm, hence the 5.30 time mentioned. However, this might be pushed back - flight delay, heavy traffic etc. Maybe best to aim for 6 - 7 if you're coming;
Hitchhiking's more of a challenge on the road less travelled.
True, farangrumak. Although the Scottish accent would be quite a challenge for most!
And if anyone turns up claiming to be Arsenal he should probably take some Werthers originals as a peace offering less he be attacked by 'the codgers' wielding their walking frames and rubber handled meatloaf spoons.
If someone turns up claiming to be arsenal, they'll get a belt of my crozier.
Hitchhiking's more of a challenge on the road less travelled.
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