Breakfast

[cdnmatt]

Yeah, I may have sent him a message saying he's an asshole, and can come by in the morning and pick up his things, as I'll have them ready for him.

Whoops.

I don't know, he wasn't answering my messages or phone calls at 2am, so I just assumed he was already sleeping at some other house / room. Keep in mind, this is a guy who drinks maybe 2 or 3 times a year.

[joe552]

And did he apologise?

[cdnmatt]

Yeah, but he apologized about going out for some drinks with a couple friends, and staying out too late. If that's all that happened, then I'm the asshole. If more happened, I'll figure it out eventually. It might take me a few months, but he's same as me, and is a horrible lia, so he can't keep a secret for long.

I'm sorry, but no, he's not allowed to have sex with other people. Well, he can I guess and nothing I can do, but I can leave him.

He proposed, I accepted. A couple months later I proposed, and he accepted. As far as I'm concerned, we're husbands now, which means neither of us is allowed to have sex with other people any more.





Q

[bobsaigon2]

Interesting the way this thread develops.

--Steak and eggs definitely only North American, and, in the US, mainly offered in the South and West. Never had the dish where I grew up in the Northeast.

--No BJ's. No anal sex. One wonders. But one really does not want to know further details.

--Christmas spent alone eating steak rather than at two chaotic family gatherings: a wise choice.

[joe552]

Back in the black and white days, I asked my girlfriend, before we went to bed, how she'd like her eggs in the morning. Unfertilised, sez she. I dumped her soon after.

[Nirish guy]

He proposed, I accepted. A couple months later I proposed, and he accepted. As far as I'm concerned, we're husbands now

So a while ago has asked me did I fancy being a horse and I accepted, then I asked him would he like to be a horse, and he accepted, so now as far as I'm concerned we're both horses. See, see how and why life just doesn't work like that....... but hey good luck going on telling yourself wee stories in your head there if it makes you happy.

[bkkguy]

An imported Australian sirloin steak with sticky rice. Fuck me...

blowjobs are not known the world over as the breakfast of champions for no reason so it is no surprise you're being fucked is the only option when your horse - who is not into blowjobs - is not impressed by an offer of steak and eggs after a night of possibly drunken possibly dalliance

bkkguy