Now I have your attention, this thread is about entertaining those who have just ceased to be schoolboys

A friend of mine has this week attended a multi-day party for those completing secondary school on Australia's epitome of vulgarity, the Gold Coast. Think Miami. He goes every year at this time, hires a suite for himself and proceeds to offer the gay boys in Grindr who are there for the party the opportunity to experience his somewhat (by all accounts) sizable weapon; of course they're all sharing rooms with their fellow students so it's an opportunity for some "quality time" as well. According to him, many of them turn up at his suite and "arrive as tops and leave as bottoms"