So I just went to my local mom& pop shop for a cigarette lighter (it's actually owned by 2 brothers and staffed by guys from Bangladesh).

John: So do you drink white wine at all?

Joe (that would be me): No, I only drink red.

John: C'mere, I have a while wine you might like

So he gives me a half bottle of white, free, gratis and for nothing.

Shame the shop is up for sale