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[joe552]

arsenal, you do know how tiresome your Scottish jibes have become? Almost as bad as my birthday night out.

[bobsaigon2]

I'm not sure how up to date you are with modern Scottish 'cuisine' Bob. It's the home of deep fried pizza, deep fried Mars Bars and even deep fried ice cream.

Yes, I was familiar with this propensity to produce deep-fried items. There's a British gentleman in New York whose two restaurants will deep dry anything you ask for. In fact, that may be a perfect alternative to the customary oven roasted turkey at Christmas. Just take the bird along to your nearest deep-frying establishment (call first to see if they accept turkeys).

Of course I know nothing about all this. Just trying to keep things on the light side. Never had a deep fried Mars bar.

[scottish-guy]

Never eaten a deep fried Mars Bar or ice-cream in my life (but I would try either!)

Deep fried Pizza is perfectly acceptable - its just fried bread basically - no biggie.

However I would definitely turn my nose up at the English delicacy of jellied eels - and I did hear Arsenal got Toed In The Hole and was worried about his Spotted Dick

[arsenal]

If done properly with the correct size, cooking time, batter and garnishes a deep fried Mars Bar would undoubtedly be delicious. My recipe.
2 fun size Mars Bars.
Normal batter made with soda water.
Raspberry puree. Fresh raspberries.
Vanilla ice cream.
A few shortbread cubes for crunch.

[a447]

If done properly...

Sorry, but I don't think there is any way it could be done properly!

Yuk! Yuk! Yuk!

Why not just eat the icecream with the purée and shortbread??

You'd probably live longer, too.

SG, give one of those to your friend and I reckon he'd be on the next plane home!

[scottish-guy]

This from guy who turns his nose up at a battered fun-size Mars bar in his mouth

- but who can't get enough mega-size cock up his battered old funhole

[a447]

Having a battered Mars bar would be like sucking on a cock with a condom.

Yuk!

Where possible, natural is always better.

[Dalewood]

There you go SG. The board is anonymous on this - ditch the pink tree.

Mrs. Slocum lives on....

[Dalewood]

Arsenal, It's not a technique that is employed much outside the southeastern US and I would be hesitant about recommending the cooking method, based on what this article has to say:

"How to Deep-Fry a Turkey Without Killing Yourself, Indoors and Out"

http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/11/h...ey-safely.html

I am from the Southeastern US and I never heard of such until a few years ago.

[joe552]

Dalewood, you're not the first person to say that about me.