I was fucked by Jesus once in a bar owners apartment in Sitges ! He was a straight Spanish bar man who worked downstairs in the bar and I seem to recall he came in seconds - and contrary to what you read there was no second coming either :-(
PS yes, I'm going to hell, I know already
One of our priests was caught with a woman, a widow I think it was. nobody cared..we were all glad it proved he was a man with urges ...and not a sexless automatum...thats a made up word...btw
Now that I think of it I also fucked an "Angel" in Las Vegas and a "Lord" in Kuala Lumpur - so actually I'm not quite sure i AM going to hell anymore as with a bootie list like that I think I'm in with a good shot at getting on the VIP list up above now actually !
I remember the powerful sermon our parish priest gave about the same sex marriage referendum a couple of years ago. Although sticking to his vow of celibacy, he advocated a Yes vote. His sermon got a standing ovation.
Hitchhiking's more of a challenge on the road less travelled.