has SPICE magazine solved a mystery ?

That superb little Thai magazine SPICE ( www.spicemag.net ) may have finally solved a puzzling mystery..the strange disappearance of Dame Sanitree Na Parkin !!

Rumours said she may have been kidnapped by Aliens ( but why would they take one of their own ?) or that one day she may be found in the trunk of her Bentley in the long-term carpark at Bangkok Airport ( significantly..The Colonel disappeared at the same time) but I think I've uncovered her whereabouts..she's re-invented herself as the fabulous Agony Aunt of Spice Magazine Darika !

I ask you to compare the photgraphs and spot the similarities..many people thought that Dame Sanitree wore spectacular hats.but it was in fact her own hair and both have obviously taken their beauty secrets from the highly popular pamphlet I published in 1951 entitled : "How To Look Like a Million Dollars ( in loose change) on a Beer and Shandy Budget" ( copies still available )

Dame Sanitree Na Parkin :


Fabulous Spice mag Agony Aunt Darika !

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[Aunty]

Why Pearl I think you're on to something here and I have a sneaking suspicion that Edith knows a lot more about this than she's letting on as well.

I've attached a recent photo of her just to keep the board up-to-date, I do like to do my bit for public service! (She's come far from the gypsy camp hasn't she?) Apparently dear Edith was aiming to be Thailand's Weight Watcher of the year, highly commendable don't you think? But alas, along with her desire to swear off the gin, she slipped. Now we can all understand why all the young nums' and gogo boys go so weak at the knee's every time they see her. It's the nausea.

we can't take Edith out..it's just been a terrible waste if time teaching her all my beauty secrets..she just has to turn up looking like she just got out of bed.

[wowpow]

The latest cover picture.

Read Darling Darika at http://www.spicemag.net/

Darika's unique make-up and style does seem to be historically based on the expertise of Dame Barbra Cartland but has now grown into a different degree of sophistication.



Darika enjoys a suck


on a cooling drink

Both you ugly, fat, bald, demented old cunts can; in the immoral words of Princess Margaret Rose, "feck off!"

we can't take Edith out..it's just been a terrible waste if time teaching her all my beauty secrets..she just has to turn up looking like she just got out of bed.

While you, Pearl, dear--And Aunty Misery, dear--both look like a--Queen-size--bed: springs, frame, springs & pillows, just fell on you--Each--And is still wedged up your fat arse!...but never mind; I know you are feeling smug because you have the num simply lining up again--since the bed-up-the-butt has worked like a new bushing job: You are now, almost, tight. Almost, but not quite: the nun still wear safety-harness and climbing boots...except in rainy season...when water wings and a gas-mask will suffice.

And regarding your, 'beauty secret,' You gave it away long ago in your history: after your youth when you sold some, before the middle ages when you gave some away, long long before you started buying it back!
For anyone who missed the 'secret' it's: "Stay drunk--And stay in the dark. Failing that, wear a paper-bag or a veil...made of titanium."

[Aunty]

Both you ugly, fat, bald, demented old cunts can; in the immoral words of Princess Margaret Rose, "feck off!"

How dare you!!!! I will have you know that I am not bald!

While you, Pearl, dear--And Aunty Misery, dear--both look like a--Queen-size--bed: ... I know you are feeling smug because you have the num simply lining up again

Well you know what they say darling, the bigger the cushion the better the pushin! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: