Lizard (belonging to the infraorder Gekkota)

[bobsaigon2]

Good point, SG. But I live in Saigon. Maybe Thai Air would agree to take it to Bangkok, and I could have someone release it at Dong Tan?

[joe552]

Scottie can be a bit slow on a Monday morning - it's his age

[christianpfc]

Christian. Your naturalist skills are woeful. Lizards don't eat fruit, they eat insects. The fruit attracts the insects and the lizard eats them. Bob, I think you should just leave Harry alone. He'll eat the mozzies for you.

I'm sure my lizard eats fruit. There are feeding traces on my bananas (when they get ripe, the peel rips open at the stem, and that's where the lizards eats). I might take pictures if my word doesn't convince you.

[bobsaigon2]

No need for photos, Christian. I'll see what a bit of banana will do.

[joe552]

bob, if you're really serious about relocating your gecko to Dongtan beach, I'm willing to give up a couple of days to help you out. All it would cost you would be my airfare. I presume you have a couch I could bed down on with the floozy I pick up at the local hostelry? Foodwise, I eat very little (as does the gecko, apparently, except for the mozzies). I'll pay for my own beer, so really I wouldn't be a burden and I'd be doing you a favour. Don't rush to judgement. We don't have to decide now.

[scottish-guy]

I hold my hands up and admit that in my haste to make a joke I forgot Bob was in Saigon!

Take the Gecko to Nha Trang then, and after releasing it take the cable car over to Vinpearl island and experience a 1960's Butlin's funfair transported to 2017 - including the slowest roller-coaster I've ever been on.

Well worth a visit - except you've probably been there umpteen times already

[joe552]

Ooooh, so who's showing off they've been to Vietnam on their holliers? Or as MiniMee might suggest, been doing a lot of googling (ooh er, missus)

[latintopxxx]

if u gotta name it then scotty or arsetroll would be most appropriate

[FarangRuMak]

There’s a group out there that believes the British royal family are lizards

[Yraen]

Good one, Joe. But we really don't have any. Maybe they don't like the flight up to the sixth floor or maybe they just stay away from grumpy old men.

I'll go with the latter part of your answer bob. My bf comes out in welts when bitten by one mosquito. The mosquitoes that bite me (GOM) die and litter the floors.