A washing up party?

[bobsaigon2]

Relax, Joe. I've got the solution to your problem:

Mauds Merry Maids
Phone: (01) 401 1901
Email: info@housecleaning.ie

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[cdnmatt]

Sorry to draw your attention away from Matt's street dog saga, but the washing up is still there to be done. If I have to do it myself, and it looks like I will, I'll be in a bad mood on here tomorrow. Just a gentle warning.

You do realize that you've probably spent more time in this thread alone about washing the dishes, then it would actually take to do the dishes, right?

Quit being lazy, get off your ass, and go do the dishes.

[joe552]

Matt, I've also spent more time reading your shit than it would take to do the dishes. Who gives a fuck about the street dog outside your house? Or the stupid dog inside it?

bob, thanks for that recommendation - don't know why I didn't think of it myself. They'll have a 20 year old here at 10am, who will happily do the dishes in the nude (for a small gratuity) so it could turn out to be a good day.

[cdnmatt]

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Joe, you have to get your sister to go buy you cigarettes. How are you going to afford a maid?

[bobsaigon2]

Could anyone possibly be unaware that this thread was created as an amusement, an entertainment, not to be taken seriously? You know, like the KK Tales.

[joe552]

It's called priorities Matt, and I've only once asked my sister to buy me some tobacco. I guess I'm lucky that I have a family I can call on when I need something. Who do you have? Leo? Yeah right.

[scottish-guy]

In this day and age there are still women called Maud(e)?

I remember a song about inviting Maude into the garden, and Beatrice Arthur in a sit-com of that name - but both from a very long time ago.

[a447]

Joe, get a dish washer or a dishwasher.

Problem solved.

Or just buy paper plates and throw them away after use.

Or go on a diet. The less you eat, the fewer dishes to wash.

Ever thought of getting your stomach stapled? A quick and easy way to cut down on the dishes.

I don't do any housework at all. Never have.

Life is too short for that.

[joe552]

a447 I like your style, but have been told by nutritionists I'm under weight. But I've always been a scrawny little bollox.

scottish, I loved those sitcoms with Bea Arthur. And the Golden Girls.

[christianpfc]

And so, the situation has become critical, as I knew it would. My sister is coming to visit tomorrow, so those dishes have to be done. No reasonable offer refused.

I don't know what kind of woman your sister is, but my mother has to restrain herself when she sees a pile of dirty dishes. Sometimes, when we (my family) eat at a restaurant, I have to remind her: "Mum, we are in a restaurant, get out of the kitchen!".

Matt, try a water gun first (but then Leo would have to aim at the street dogs). Costs less, makes no noise, and can't hurt anyone contrary to firecrackers.